the official one bell thread

lololol, not that old

 

Haha, rich coming from you

 

Just a bit of IronKnee Cudey:]]

 

Well a MILF Hunter in South Oxhey would be chasing a 15 year old.

 

;D

 

hahahahaha LMFAO !!

 

HAHAHAHAHA:]] :]]


Or in Liverpool Or Luton your looking around 11-14

 

Yeh Hemels about 13 too ;D

 

lol:]]

 

Thing is at my age a MILF is the same age as me , you know when you are old when you fancy the Mum and the daughter.:doom:

 

why did birdys psot get removed?

 

What do you mean they are still there?

 

Ah

 

Thicko

 

some people.....

 

When I was 13 I was well into my bottles of wkd and f******** birds(In fact by the late part of me being 13 i had lost my virginity) behind the big dipper near school, but I wasn't in pubs, Apart from at football. I first drank out of the house at 12 and got slightly drunk but fun was cut short by a nearby dog walker who over heard me and my hoe at the time having fun in the **** near the St.Albans-wheathampstead rail track, I was not a happy bunny:rant: :rant:

 

Why won't it let me say D Y K E

 

I was getting served in The Swan in Bushey, The Windmill in Ruislip, and The Tudor pub at the age of 14.

Before any ****s trying jumping on this, I was very cool and it made me feel big

 

thats why all under 18's drink, it makes us look well cool

 

nah i drink because i have to

if not i shake:whoosh:

 

Good choice mate

 

Anything interesting happened in the bell as of late?

i haven't been in there for a while so im guessing its been a little quieter

 

Nope, been throwing celebration parties every night as you ain't there.

 

c*nt

 

I gather the the * is an 'a'?

 

I got with the only fit regular in there and the Meridon Molester pi$$ed in her fat mates mouth lol

 

You cheeky 'cant' cude!

You lot are lucky that a man of my calibre frequents there every now and then

 

Your calibre? What with terrets ;D

 

Top quality is moi

 

I would call it an English teacher myself

 

hahaha

 

rowan when has there ever been a fit bird in the one bell are you sure that so called fit bird you pulled was not fat? lol

 

Coll the bell has gone up market my friend, and i think you will find you also got with her matey so shuhut ya mout

 

The One Bell.......attracting upmarket clientele?

I might stop going in there.........

 

Good, WHO NEEDS YOU! hahahaha