Striker Shot List

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by wfcmoog, Jun 22, 2007.

  1. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Please mentione some strikers who you would like shot, whether you mean shot from a cannon, or shot by a gun. Please state which, along with your reasons.
     
  2. watford_pyro

    watford_pyro Squad Player

    andy johnson for beating a cheating w****r

    i wud like him shot out of a connon in to a tank full of piranhas
     
  3. YellowYoda

    YellowYoda Squad Player

    c. ronaldo
    anelka
    henry
    ronaldinho
    adriano
    ronaldo
    eto'o
    shevchenko
    drogba
    KABBA
    tevez...............the list goes on
    villa
    morientes
     
  4. YellowYoda

    YellowYoda Squad Player

    i wouldn't shoot him i'd force him to look in the mirror

    ugly **** :rant:
     
  5. Chewitt

    Chewitt Forum Extraordinaire

    I'd like to shoot Steve Kabba out of a cannon, perhaps right onto the Brammall lane pitch or in a an ideal world out of the cannon and all the way to samoa where he gets taken by a jungle tribe who proceed to tie him up and cook him then feed him to the wild boar.
     
  6. Sir Faxalot

    Sir Faxalot Reservist

    I would like to shoot Steve Claridge.

    That way I can be totally sure that he will never score against us again, even though he is now 45.
     
  7. orns4life

    orns4life Squad Player

    Andy Johnson Dying in any way/form would bring a feeling of hapiness to me
     
  8. hartvix

    hartvix Reservist

    I'd like to see Cristiano Ronaldo and El Hadji Diouf shot in the knee caps with a gun, as an example of a brand new official FIFA punishment method for diving and faking injuries. At the same time they could dig out Rivaldo from wherever he is now and shoot him for that 'oh I was hit by a ball and now I'm DEAD' piece of acting in the World Cup.

    Then I'd like to see Hoskins shot out of a cannon back to Rotherham with a £800k bag of cash going back the other way, and a slightly bigger cannon sending Kabba into orbit around the moon where he should have plenty of time thinking about his behaviour and attitude (maybe it's not so horrible to have to run behind defenses rather than towards the ball is it, Steve?).
     
  9. orn2000

    orn2000 Reservist

    Danny Webber. I would simply like him shot in the eye.
     
  10. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    So thats pretty much all the opposition gone then... :]]
     
  11. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Ronaldo
    Howard
    Van Horsetrooy
    Diouf
    Kuyt
    Johnson
    Sutton
    Robben!!!!!!

    Especially Robben... Feed him to piranhas please.
     
  12. Sir Chez

    Sir Chez Reservist

    connoly!!!!
     

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