Please mentione some strikers who you would like shot, whether you mean shot from a cannon, or shot by a gun. Please state which, along with your reasons.
andy johnson for beating a cheating w****r i wud like him shot out of a connon in to a tank full of piranhas
c. ronaldo anelka henry ronaldinho adriano ronaldo eto'o shevchenko drogba KABBA tevez...............the list goes on villa morientes
I'd like to shoot Steve Kabba out of a cannon, perhaps right onto the Brammall lane pitch or in a an ideal world out of the cannon and all the way to samoa where he gets taken by a jungle tribe who proceed to tie him up and cook him then feed him to the wild boar.
I would like to shoot Steve Claridge. That way I can be totally sure that he will never score against us again, even though he is now 45.
I'd like to see Cristiano Ronaldo and El Hadji Diouf shot in the knee caps with a gun, as an example of a brand new official FIFA punishment method for diving and faking injuries. At the same time they could dig out Rivaldo from wherever he is now and shoot him for that 'oh I was hit by a ball and now I'm DEAD' piece of acting in the World Cup. Then I'd like to see Hoskins shot out of a cannon back to Rotherham with a £800k bag of cash going back the other way, and a slightly bigger cannon sending Kabba into orbit around the moon where he should have plenty of time thinking about his behaviour and attitude (maybe it's not so horrible to have to run behind defenses rather than towards the ball is it, Steve?).
Ronaldo Howard Van Horsetrooy Diouf Kuyt Johnson Sutton Robben!!!!!! Especially Robben... Feed him to piranhas please.