[NOT HAPPENING] Simone Verdi

https://www.hertfordshiremercury.co.uk/sport/transfer-talk-watford-leicester-city-1396051

A bidding war between us and Leicester for Bologna midfielder Verdi.

I suspect the Pozzos have been making overtures...

 

We don't want him. Too green.

 

This could happen. A little Verdi told me.

 

Is he the one with silly hair or the one with silly hair & a silly beard thing?

I'm either IN or VERY IN.

 

Crap composer

 

Or Italian national hero?

Could be something in this one.

 

If he’s super he could wear a cape

 

I'll give you that his Shakespearian works are a bit "heavy going" but Rigoletto, La Traviata, Aida, Aga-doo?

 

As long as it's not this one.

 

You lookin for Verdi?

Him gone out.

 

I thought his Requiem was a funeral mass so i'm out.

 

Aida thought he was pretty good.

 

Good player.

 

if Leicester get him they would have Verdi and Vardy which would be plainly ridiculous

 

Fascinating!

Oh I don't know!

 

Probably against FA rules too, that were brought in to prevent another Hoddle and Waddle album release.

 

Can he play the drum role ?

 

Isn't he the bad irish criminal in Eastenders ?