[REPORTED] Samuel Kalu

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Hogg-DEENEY!!!, Aug 19, 2022.

  1. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    It raises two possibilities:

    1. for some reason, GP has lost whatever 'football acumen' he once possessed....or
    2. his motives have always been almost totally geared to money-spinning player-trading and the changes in the football environment over the last 4 seasons mean his unsuccessful punts become ever-more obviously ludicrous whilst the successful ones become ever fewer and less lucrative.

    £30m for JP in today's market is mediocre at best, whilst in the past it may have been good business. That £30m will not deliver adequate replacements AND the cash injection GP's 'project' requires. I think we can guess where the funds will end up.
     
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  2. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Is it me?
     
  3. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    But we had no asset after Richarlison or Docoure, or Pedro, or Sarr, or Dennis, or Deoulofeu, or Ighalo, or Cucho. Who’s to say that Matheus from Brazil won’t be an asset? Asprilla might go on to be worth something.

    They haven’t recruited well over the last 2 seasons that’s for damn sure and Mogi’s involvement is certainly worrying. I just don’t think this Kalu thing is THAT much of a concern, you disagree, that’s fine!
     
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  4. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    No it's not fine! It's a disgrace, an embarrassment, and you should feel deep deep shame at the entire affair.
     
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  5. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Eh? Richarlison was sold in the summer of 17 and we had Docoure and Delefelou in the squad for the following season.
     
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  6. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    It has been an ongoing joke since his name appeared in this section.
     
  7. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I’m not sure it’s a joke. Some appear to genuinely believe it.
     
  8. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Only ones with eyes to be fair.
     
  9. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Go on then, I’ll indulge you. How old do you think he is? Minimum and maximum possible?
     
  10. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    I don’t know, you tell me? And he’s the one on the right, sorry I mean left by the way:

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  11. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Late 30s minimum.
     
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  12. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    No, you tell me. I also want to hear the full theory about where he was stored until ready to make his debut as an alleged 18 year old six years ago.
     
  13. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Nice swerve.
     
  14. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Thanks for making my point for me.
     
  15. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I asked you how old he is. You are swerving all over the road. I’m not pushing an age theory, you are.
     
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  16. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    I think he looks at least 35. How old do you think he looks? Do you think he looks 24?
     
  17. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

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  18. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I think he looks a bit older than 24 in some pictures. But if you think he looks 35 do you believe he actually is 35?

    In this one, taken four years ago, how old does he look to you, 31?
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  19. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

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  20. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Yes, yes he does.

    He hardly looks 20 does he?
     
  21. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Ok, you think he looks 31 fine.

    So taking all the evidence into account, what is the absolute youngest you believe he can be?
     
  22. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    You’re right, my picture of the Upper GT concourse on matchday was uncalled for.
     
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  23. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    He can definitely pass for 21 in that picture, come on now.
     
  24. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Moose, how old do you think he looks?
     
  25. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I’ve told you, I think he looks older than 24, but could be 24.

    There is a cultural perception to age. This is Nairo Quintana winning the Giro D’Italia at 24. He looks older to me, but I’m certain he was 24.

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  26. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    38 when the correct ex rate is used.
     
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  27. LaClusazSki

    LaClusazSki Reservist

    Like Kanu at Arsenal, etc. Said to be 42 yrs old.
    I have to say late 30's, early 40's.
     
  28. LaClusazSki

    LaClusazSki Reservist

    That's last seasons squad in the London Colney cafeteria.
    Woy and Ray are having pureed meals in their room.
     
  29. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    I have never felt particularly comfortable with the age theory.
     
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  30. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    I'd say he's Cretaceous, but may just be into Mesozoic.
     
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  31. harrow

    harrow Academy Graduate

    This age issue is also commented on by numerous Nigeria posters on forums. Many claim to have played with him in youth teams etc making him in his 30s somewhere. Some stories of potential falsified documents for him to play for Nigeria under 21s etc
     
  32. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Well that would be interesting. Any links?
     
  33. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    It can’t have been the greatest start to life at the Vic, to be humiliated by your own fans and essentially accused of being a fraudster.

    But who knows? The consensus appears to be he deserves it.
     
  34. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Don’t think he reads this forum but you never know.
     
  35. Malteser2

    Malteser2 Reservist

    The bloke could be 21 or 31 or even 101 but whatever his age the facts remain that he was an unnecessary signing at a time when we maybe still have a slim chance of survival. He was immediately recognised as such and hardly played. His move was brokered by an agent nearly all of us regard as flawed at both, dodgy at worst. Now we are to take a hit on this player. A shameful episode.

    And who takes the hit? You can bet it won’t be the agent who brought him here. He takes the profit, our club takes the loss. In any other business, the agent might be asked to partly refund us. But not in football.

    There’s a human being involved here as well as a balance sheet and a matter of ethics. I feel sorry for Kalu that his career has been hijacked by an agent whose decisions haven’t been in his best interest, and that’s he’s wasted a few months of his career here at Watford.

    A shameful episode from start to the likely-to-come-soon finish.
     
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