[NOT HAPPENING] Ryan Mmaee

according to the twitterverse we are interested in Mmaee from Standard Liege. However reports are mixed at the moment because there is a Ryan Mmaee and a Sammy Mmaee, both of them play for Standard Liege. One is a CB, the other is a ST. Ryan is the ST, Sammy is the CB.

Some reports are saying we want Ryan Mmaee while others claim it's Sammy Mmaee.

 

What lazy f**king parenting to not even bother to give your kid a proper name

 

Sounds like an even more condensed McNamee and for that reason I'm in.

 

Mmaeeybe we should just get them both

 

Beyonce, Paltrow?

 

Sammy Mmaee or may not join us.

 

He's Belgian. Don't we already have a pathetic one of those?

 

Mmaee? Meh.

 

More talented than his sister Theresa.

Still not sure if I want him however

 

He's updated his Facebook.

 

Would happily sign either as long as they bring their other sister Vanessa.

 

This is just a ridiculous name.

 

Fixed

 

apologies in advance...

 

I thought you randomly mashed the keyboard once or twice with that name.

 

Footballers' names are getting worse. Brexit can't come soon enough

 

Because Moog is a sensible Anglo Saxon name.

 

His full name is Jacob Rees-Moog.

 

Translated to:

So the drop now have their eye on Buffalo's a player of Standard, reports the News Journal. There counts Ricardo Sa Pinto for the time being, not on some players, including Ryan Mmaee. How concrete the interest of Ghent is, has yet to become clear.

The 19-year-old Mmaee has been long as a great talent in Liège, for the time being, but could not quite break through. He came for the time being to thirteen League matches for the Rouches, in which he scored once. Also Watford has the attacker on his list.

 

One goal in 13, that's my kind of striker.

 

I don't know if it just because I am getting older, don't think I am turning into a xenophobe, but some of the names these day are getting ridiculous, Mmaee, WTF is that all about.

No wonder the atmosphere at the ground is sometimes questioned when 75% can't even pronounce the name let alone get it into a song of substance for half the squad.

 

TFFT!

Worried it might have been his brother Bbryan.

OK on guitar, but the hair and the age thing wouldn't mix well with the Premier League's fast pace.