Random Things That Your Supermarket Has Run Out Of.

Fancied baking some bread. No yeast.
Also, no budget boxes of tissues for 2 weeks, I refuse to buy aloe Vera nonsense at £3 a box.

 

Definitely an issue with tissues at the moment, possibly just in the Watford and surrounding areas.

 

Extra large condoms

 

Waitrose had no tissues at all yesterday, but it didn't seem to be a problem for Boots. So I panic bought two boxes.

 

People like you threaten the very existence of our society. I hope you're happy with your tissues when we live in a lawless Mad Max style world just weeks from now.

 

Use a sock like everyone else.

 

No foil or dog tennis balls in Sainsburys.

 

I'm hearing on social media that people are panic buying tissues so I just popped out and bought 10 boxes.

 

No such things. The only sizes they have are medium, large and deluded. You could always try an empty crisp packet held in place with a rubber band?

 

I need a Pringles tube m8

 

Chicken nuggets.

Every brand completely unavailable, shelves empty. It's a wasteland.

 

What, one of these?

 

That’s it! Ready Salted Chode.

 

Anusol haemorrhoid ointment and soft cushions

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/breaded_chicken_nuggets_35643

 

Can your dog play tennis? That default makes him GB no. 2.

 

Support your local pharmacy. R.O. pharmacy in Chorlywood has Anusol and Germaloids, ointment, cream and suppositories.

 

Smarties tube for me.

 

Yeah we called her Sue Barker.

 

Whatever happened to spangles washed down with an unbongo?

 

R.O?
R. Soles more like.

 

Aldi Chicken Chile Pizzas; Specially Selected Sea Salt Crackers & Seville Marmalade

 

They had the crackers in Aldi Leighton Buzzard this week. If your really hurting you could make the trip.

 

They also had them in my local Aldi last week. I’ve got a packet in my cupboard. Not much use for TVOR though.

 

Old English Spangles were my in-match sweet of choice on the Vicarage Road end terrace way back when.

 

Thanks guys my wife thanks you as they are mostly for her, but your both a bit far away as we live near Worthing on the South Coast

 

A mint chocolate biscuit. It's a bit like a viscount. It's a very nice biscuit. It's a chocolatey affair.

 

Dan Goslings.