Pietersen Out For Rest of Tour

Cracked rib.

 

lol, another fine mess today.

 

Just send the whole lot home.

On second thoughts let them stay there with the rest of our misfits and rejects

 

If it can go wrong it will go wrong.

 

I wonder if the players realise that everybody at home is beginning to not care about the England cricket team at the moment.

I got hit on the leg by a cricket ball last night by the way, and it hurt.

 

Cover KP. You trying to breed from him?

 

just been watching the highlights, oh dear

at this rate, the world cup will be a shambles. the stadiums in the west indies are very small compared to austrailia. can't wait to see how many 4s and 6s we go for over there

 

Fine over from Freddie, for ****s sake!

 

I know, if we weren't already a laughing stock after the tests, we will continue to develop a sound reputation for being one!

 

I rekon he was sat under the x-ray machine and thought . "you know what to hell with playing any more matches with this bunch of usless ******s . I'm Off for a rest"