Peter Crouch

Apparently we are interested as a replacement for Ighalo

Its thought he could chip in with 5-10 goals and add something else to the team

 

Top, tall, top top player.

 

Legend.

 

Lives in Camden. So would be his local club for training! He also has a great arrangement with Stoke at the moment, which may deter him. Trains when he wants and they ask him if he's available to play games/if he wants to. They book him in like a contractor.

 

He'd probably look slightly like Ross Jenkins mk1 in a Watford shirt. I'm in.

 

No f***er can cross a ball properly at the club, so pointless getting Crouchy in.

 

Holebas & Janmaat can. Unfortunately though, one's always injured the other spends half his time suspended

 

Crouch and Defoe up front would be legendary

 

I’m in just for the robot dance alone……………Oh and that a certain Mrs Crouch (AKA Abbey Clancy) will be sitting in the SEJ stand!

 

The plan is he would head straight in from goalkicks. A bit like the S hittu plan under Aidy.

 

Official.

Just signed 1 year deal.

With Stoke.

 

Typical Pozzo deal

 

This one is done and Peter is on his way to training.

 

Smokescreen for the Berahino deal

Those in my corridors of power remain relaxed about the deal

 

How many people have you got in your corridor currently?

 

A gentleman never tells