Paredes surplus to requirements

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Ghost of Barry Endean, Aug 24, 2015.

  1. Hornet23

    Hornet23 First Team

    No great surprise. Gamez to take his place?
     
  2. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    Hilarious translation.

    After a dream climb, Juan Carlos Paredes not enter into the plans of Watford FC. The Ecuadorian side would be in the 'bag transferable' and could be news in the coming days.

    Juan Carlos Paredes has not played for Watford. The Ecuadorian right-back would not enter the plans of his coach, Quique Sanchez Flores Spanish, and integrate a list of transferable who would know his future in the coming days.

    The 'Ant', less than two months after the debut in qualifiers, has lost pace and has not played a competitive match this semester. The former Barcelona and Deportivo Quito has not been part of the run of three draws with the Watford started on his return to the Premier League Inglés.

    In addition, British media say Walls will not leave you alone after being Watford pillar for promotion. Matej Vydra Czech team would also, the English striker would rise with the coat of Reading FC.
     
  3. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I had an email like that earlier today from a jet lagged accountant moaning about a holiday camp I ran last week!

    Shame about The 'Ant'. I like him,especially his hair.
     
  4. Norwayhornet

    Norwayhornet Squad Player

    more concerned about that last line
     
  5. Hornet23

    Hornet23 First Team

    I know, Reading would be an awful move. Hopefully he goes to a Derby type team.
     
  6. Oscar calling

    Oscar calling Squad Player

    Suspect his Agent would put a stop to a move to a tinpot club like Reading.
     
  7. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Don't mess with accountants when they're jet lagged...
     
  8. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    But Reading have nicer coats. They're lined with whales' scrotums.
     
  9. Oscar calling

    Oscar calling Squad Player

    Incorrect. Whales don't have scrotums.

    However the Blue Whale has the largest ***** of any animal, on average between 10 and 12 feet long and a girth of 12-14 inches. During ejaculation it will dispense around about 20 litres.
     
  10. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    ****. No wonder they always sound tired.
     
  11. Abso

    Abso First Year Pro

    Hope its true, Parades is shockingly bad.
     
  12. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    That's what I meant. Maybe. But it's always good to learn from somebody who knows more about scrotums than I do.
     
  13. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    I'll be disappointed to see Soulman 3 leave.
     

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