Noel Edmonds

Not sure if I should post here or general Watford, but apparently he's planning on investing in Watford, with the backing of the Banker.

Hope this is true.

 

I've got a mate involed with Watford and i've text him. He says that the deal almost done. The only stumblibg block is Noel wants the team to wear his selection of "bright" shirts as the kit next season.

 

Just had another text. Its seems like the banker is been bit of **** and is offering less money.

 

I've decided that now is the time to reveal I am actually Noel Edmonds.

My beard is magnificent.

 

Mr. Blobby will be the new manager.

 

Curbs will be gutted.