Neighbours

Do what I did and do a Masters course to cling on for another year. It was worth it. Work was a tad harder but as always I left it until the last minute and got through! Apart from that it was studentsville all the way for a fourth year in a row!

 

Don't worry sir, thats my intention, but i'm having a year of work to fund a year of travelling around the states, using the accent to bang various hot yank girls and surf the fine waters of california and beyond.

Then its back to uni, hopefully in a place where i can get neighbours.

 

Thanks to sky+, just caught up with 4 days worth of Neighbours and I must say how brilliant it is to see Paul start to go back to his old ways again

Oh and this young lady will be joining the case soon and have an affair with her adopted nephew Riley

 

Haha. Diagnosis murder is excellent!

 

Haha! That's quality about the gummy bear moulds!! I expect pictures... I'm surprised no one else was inspired by that thread...I think looking through it takes a certain level of procrastination skill though

 

The bear has been made and pics will be uploaded shortly. Let me tell you, it was a lot more complicated than i'd imagined. I had the brainwave of chucking in a load of bears with the dream of making a crazy rainbow coloured super-bear. Unfortunately the black ones took over the lesser colours (don't tell the BNP) and i was left with a giant purple coloured pan of glue.

Let me tell you, that stuff is sticky, one wooden spoon and one pan have been consigned to the bin after being engulfed in sticky gummy magma. I'll also tell you getting the hot gummy goo on your fingers is a far from pleasant experience, it burns like hell. It basically turns into clingfilm and sticks to anything it goes near. I'd also been unprepared for how near impossible it would be to remove the bear from the mould after it had set, literally took me an hour of futile struggling before i thought about sticking the mould in a pan of boiling water, thankfully this loosened it up a bit and she slipped right out.

The good news is, i've got another batch of bears on the way and this time i'll be going all out in my bid to create an army of plus-sized gummy bears to sit alongside Rosie, although poor Rosie is missing her legs now. Gummy bears are chewy enough as it is, but for some reason after you've melted the little blighters down, they become even chewier, and brilliantly enough, taste even sweeter.

 

haha! Brilliant, I wish i'd tried that at uni...eating a giant gummy bear whilst watching Neighbours would have been pretty damn good!!

 

Its not match for eating fdree pizza naked whilst watching big lebowski. the bear is beautiful though. i'm tryiong to chew through her but its just mot happeningf. where are myt jeans mannnnnnnn?

 

Ignore my drunken ramblings above.

Here is Rosie.

 

Might have to try that myself now - something to pass the weekends now the football has ended...
Here's another you might be interested in: Giant Cola Bottle

 

I was, after the exams, when I can be bothered to muster up the energy to: Giant gummy bears all summer.

 

LMAO @ The ad: 'Gay Chubby Dating' :]]:]]:]]

 

Toady Leaving??

Harold leaving??:dismay:

 

I think I must be ill, I'm getting bored of neighbours. They need to find a replacement for the great man himself (harold) and the lovely janae asap

 

This quote is from 2006, and these aren't problems anymore on Channel 5. Oh Neighbours how you're slipping from glory!

 

i dont even get channel 5 anymore, but is acting as a motivation to get out and grab my own house once more.

 

i've been using mind power to will ben and mickey out of existence. maybe now is the time my latent psychic ability is realised?

 

If we are on the subject of soaps its does not no matter if you hollyoaks or not but today max dies and it should be great tv. R.I.P Max things will never be the same again.

 

Only if you watch E4. i dont, so will see it today on channel 4.

 

I'm deeply hurt by Max's demise.

Max Cunningham, RIP.

When will that family get a break?

 

Think of poor little Tom, first his mum and dad die now his brother its just not fair.

 

I hate you. You *****

 

Don't be angry at DJ. Direct your ire at that *****, long lost son of the fat scum woman who killed him.

 

Between the 2 of you is there anything else in the future that i don't know about, what you want to let me know about.

 

Yes. You are going to marry an ugly, fat beast of a woman.

 

That would never happen unless i did it for the money.

 

How much would you pay her?

 

Nah it would never happen. I feel that if i was married to fat women she might crush me. and cause one of my major organs to fail and then i might die. Its just not how i want to go.

 

Ah I remember when Gregory died. Back in the halcyon days of the Oaks. Not revisited for almost a year now, but I may well tune in today.

 

the wedding is going alright so far. if only they all knew

 

I thought the Dog burnt down?

All of my beloved characters are dying. This may be the death of Hollyoaks in my eyes.

 

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

i'm holding back the tears but its too tragic

 

This puts into perspective the Neighbours tragedies. The ones where ramps are visible when cars go over cliffs, where perfectly fit people gets killed by a glancing blow by a car, where falling down a mine is signified by a flailing limb and a broken twig.

Save for Stingray's death, this pisses all over the supposed big moments of Neighbours. Yes, Steph's acting was atrocious, and the method was contrived, but for god's sake, i cried.

God bless you Max.

 

I was an hour late for the gym as I tuned in to the bitter end. was on the treadmill fighting back the tears.

RIP Max Cunningham.