[NOT HAPPENING] Maxwell Cornet

I often have infer about the motivations of footballers who happily sit on the sidelines taking their wage when they could go somewhere and play football.

But there’s just no way you’d get me out of Lyon to move to Burnley under any circumstances.

 

And if we hadn't splurged 4 Windows worth of budget on a fast but limited winger.

 

Non, non, non! Il est le laid dans les corrs irlandais

 

Oui le mouton.

 

I thought the Corrs were Irish

 

Mouton Rouge?

Ooh la la!

 

Anyone who claims different is Lyon through their back teeth.

 

If ever a picture needed a lurking Bas copy and paste its this one

 

Nope, it never explains where and why East Berlin comes into the equation as an alternative to Burnley.

 

Gon 2 Burnley

 

Great signing for that price tbf

 

"I have developed the greatest respect for Burnley" = I've looked them up on Wikipedia

 

He has great respect for Umbro and he’s thrilled to be there.

 

I believe the double diamond is Ivorian for “Help me, I’m being held hostage in a rainy town where they put cheese and gravy on chips”

 

Ooooh baby, stick some mushy peas and a pickled onion on the side and I’m yours.

 

They have their badges on the opposite side in Europe

 

Wow if that doesn't get Cornet fired up then I don't know what will.

 

Dodged. Bullet.

 

That badge pointing picture, two questions, why didnt they tell him he was pointing at wrong badge and how did the picture get released? Ok, third question, is this a kit badge pointing thing for Umbro?

 

Why the hell would Burnley publish that photo? Make him look like a total ****.

 

Should've signed this guy.

 

Both much more expensive than Dennis and also Afcon bound, as good as he's been this season

 

Why don't they just... not let him go?

 

It appears the Ivorian FA's email system is working better than their Nigerian counterparts!