[REPORTED] Marco's shopping list..

Seems to be a moody little barstard so he would be a great understudy to Holebas who in my opinion should be awarded 'Personality of the year' award because he is definitely a part-time nutter.

 

Can he bring Nathan Ake with him please.

 

Tea
Coffee
Tissues
Earplugs
Chicken breast
Pot Noodle
DVD of 'Moonraker'
Bisto Gravy

 

Morrisons are doing Hake fillets 3 for £10

 

I don't want that **** anywhere near the club again

 

I don't see the point of Kennedy on loan for a club of our massive stature.

I think Marco's non grocery type shopping list should be all of the following:

Kiko Femenia - I don't know if hes any good but may work for the QSF song
Simeone
Josh TyMon
Sam Johnstone
Netto
peñaranda
ismaila sarr
Mario Lemon
Markovic
Will Hughes

We could fund most of the above by selling Pants.

But also flog off Behrami, GK Arkansas or whatever his name is, Amrabat, Ben Watson, Deeney,

We could also do with swapping round some central defenders.

I reckon all of that might take us to the next level of challenging for 13th place again.

 

Copy of Razzle hidden inside the newspaper .

 

It seems we may have a lot of new players coming in this summer , so could it be a time to rehash the old gel/knit/blend thread debate from 13/14 season ?

 

In my yellow jersey...

 

Silva can only say that we need, for example, a Pot Noodle, then Dowling and the team will draw up a list of those available like Bombay Bad Boy, Beef and Tomato or Seedy Sanchez. Then they all decide. Takes ages.

 

Hake is good

 

The days of shopping for Pot Noodles at Morrisons are long gone m8.

Nowadays we get our pot noodles from Waitrose .

 

But will they deliver?

 

O cadunno

 

Pot noodles deliver every time. 100% reliable.

 

Sort of like a Pot Prodl.

 

I like(d) him, but £20M and the 'Muff?

 

I honestly think the way transfer fees are going that is about right for a good young CB I also think he is going to be a top top player and that Muff will have no problem making a profit or at least recouping their money.

 

It's fin line between cod and hake.

 

Very good purchase from Bournemouth. Can only wish the Lad well. It proves they're are players out there who just want to play regularly and not warm the bench picking up a tidy sum. Would of loved him back.

 

Are you Harry Redknapp?

 

Look value, but way too early to be getting them in, be off long before pre-season is even over. Only other option would be to freeze, however, let's hope Silva doesn't go down the frozen squad member route after the Berghuis, Doucoure, Ben Watson debacles of previous seasons.

I like the idea but it's a no from me.

 

There's nothing about this move which suggests he's not going to be picking up a tidy sum at Bournemouth too. In fact I bet with appearance bonuses etc it'll exceed his bench sitting income at Chelsea.

 

Exactly. You don't get signed for a club record 20mil without being one of the highest earners at the club.

Great move by Bournemoth, though the buy-back feels like this is a glorified loan really. With the rumours associated with Chalobah, I wonder if Ake leaving could start a shift that sees many Chelsea academy players decide to move on.

 

Not on a wet Wednesday night in St Albans