Mahatma Otoo

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by El distraído, Aug 26, 2015.

  1. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

  2. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Mahatma Coat
     
  3. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Would prefer Billy Three or Brian Vodafone.
     
  4. Hornet23

    Hornet23 First Team

  5. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

  6. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    No stop. It's just too funny!
     
  7. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Even worse than cthulhu. Please try harder if you intend on being amusing.
     
  8. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    I don't get it?
     
  9. THT81

    THT81 Squad Player

    We should deploy him alongside Deeney, Ighalo, Vydra & Forestieri in a 325 and give it a proper go.
     
  10. reids

    reids First Team

    Aguero is 5ft 8 and does alright.
     
  11. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Well that says it all.
     
  12. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    "Don't mess with my Otoo"

    One for fans of 80s one hit wonders there.
     
  13. Hornet23

    Hornet23 First Team

    Man City don't kick it at his face though.
     
  14. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Just wait until Saturday when they're chasing the game.
     
  15. reids

    reids First Team

    This got me thinking so just did some stat work (i'm in one of those moods). 15 PL teams used 1 up top in the last round of matches.

    The strikers up top were:

    Deeney: 180cm
    Lukaku: 190cm
    Aguero: 173cm
    Rondon: 189cm
    Costa: 188cm
    Sakho: 184cm
    Graham: 183cm
    Gomis: 184cm
    Jerome: 185cm
    Diouf: 185cm
    Kane: 183cm
    Murray: 183cm
    Rooney: 178cm
    Mitrovic: 189cm
    Benteke: 190cm

    Average height: 184.26cm (6.04ft)

    Marginal difference but interesting to see Deeney is one of the smallest. Again, such a small difference that I don't think it matters.
     
  16. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    I think the problem is Deeneys lack of movement especially laterally, rather than his height.
     
  17. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Spot on....
     
  18. Hornet23

    Hornet23 First Team

    Pelle had some decent movement, hopefully Troy was watching. He was coming deep to get on the ball, drifting wide and making runs down the sides of Prodl and Cathcart. Nearly scored through one of those runs but Gomes made a good save.
     
  19. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    No he's definitely moving laterally. He's always been inclined to tubbyness.
     
  20. to_the_teeth

    to_the_teeth First Year Pro

    If this f****** formation ultimately sees the end of Deeney cos he isn't suited to it (along with almost everyone else), I'm going to become one of the people who bays for the managers blood and suggests he's worse than your average child sex offender every time we don't win!
     
  21. Rontaylor

    Rontaylor Reservist

    Don't see this happening not least because it could take months to get him a work permit.
     
  22. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Apparently in the changing rooms their players have been heard to say this guy is even better than FF.
     
  23. Jellyman

    Jellyman Squad Player

    I'm sure there is some way we can dodge this using our other clubs. Loan him to Granada for experience until he has a Spanish passport.
     
  24. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Months? It's a piece of paper and a rubber stamp from the Home Office if the criteria are met.
     

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