[RUMOUR] Lucas Tousart

Lyon CD, wages, homework, jigsaw.

Not coming is the jist of it, but it's the surest sign yet that we may or may not buy a new defender.

http://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2017/lucas-tousart-turns-down-watford-and-red-bull-leipzig/

 

Hope he signs so I can shout 'shut up Tousart' in a cockney wheeler dealer style voice.

 

says he's a midfielder.

 

We were interested but went elsewhere.

Non story.

 

Details

 

Looks like a real person from a distance but doesn't move and up close you can tell he's a waxwork.

 

Never going to be good enough tousart for us in the prem.

 

Tousart sounds like a 19th century French impressionist. Could be the creative midfielder we've been crying out for?

 

So we should sign this French impressionist creative type and sell him for a decent amount of Monet after he's exhibited his skill for a season or two. Do it Gino.

 

We should get Abdi back. He could draw a perfect circle, freehand.

 

Partner him with Sadio Mané.