Joke: Whats The Difference between Roy Keane And God?

God Doesnt think he's Roy Keane

 

have you asked him though? he might.....!!

 

Whats The Difference between Roy Keane And God?

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Post 1: Absolutely woeful - comedy is NOT your forte.

Post 2: No such thing.

Post 3: Oh dear - does that even qualify as a joke.

 

Has to be said, that was as funny as Cancer!

 

Not all Jokes are meant for laughing

 

I thought it was funny

 

mine is not suppose to be ajoke . roy keane is a ******* legend

 

Language timothy!!
Sorry father!!

 

sorry >

 

Errr then there is no point in a joke if it's not going to make anyone laugh, much like this one.

How blinded do you want to be ?

Nobody who deliberately sets out to end a player's career deserves to be brandished a legend, for that alone it makes him sc*m. End of.

 

don't think so. did you see what that**** did to keane when he tore his cruciate ligaments at elland road. he was asking for it and i would have done the same

 

If Keane was such a legend then he would have rose above it and let his football do the talking, because we all know he was better than Haaland. But no he had to play the idiot hard man thug act and.

Try getting your facts right before you acuse Haaland of injuring Keane...fact is Keane done his ligaments in a challenge in which Keane fouled Haaland. See the link if you don't believe me: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/1290901.stm

Still think he's God ??

 

I never said haaland tackled him. i said did u see what he did. he shouted in his face accusing him of diving? he is a football legend as is maradona. they all make mistakes like nowadays getting into fights at nightclubs. it doesnt stop them from being good players. keane was always and will be one of the premierships greatest ever players and quite possibly united best.

 

Ohhh no heaven forbid he accused him of diving, please, that doesn't make him a **** as you put it. Try facing reality and realise what a thug Keane is and not so holy as you are trying to make out.
There's plenty who have put on a United shirt who have been better than Keane.

 

Didnt he do it to get pay back for something Haaland did in the past?

 

i don't know where you are getting this from. when did i say he was holy??? i say he was one of the players ever to player to play for united. SAF said it himself and he is a legend in my opinion. yes what he did to that chap was wrong but if your tore your ligaments and some t*t came up shouting in your face telling you to get up what would you do if you saw him again?

spot on keano

 

I'll tell you where i'm gettting it from where you said there was no difference between Keane and "God".
Haaland wasn't to know Keane and torn his ligaments and if you had been fouled by a player then you see the offender rolling around you wouldn't be happy.

So basically you are condoning trying to end somebody's career because they had a go at you. Pathetic.

Just makes you as much of an idiot as Keane.

 

your ignorance is personified by the exuberance of your verbosity

 

Ladies, a good argument is always welcome. A slanging match is not. Don't go all personal on me, I haven't had to close a thread for 5 days now, a new record

 

poor

 

no part of this thread has amused me.

 

Chewy and Paddy arguing was slightly amusing