[RUMOUR] Jean-claude Billong

Allegedly one of a number of clubs interested in signing French defender Jean-Claude Billong.

He’s 26 years old, 6 foot 4 and currently playing in Serie B.

https://www.teamtalk.com/news/exclusive-west-ham-leeds-among-six-tracking-6ft-4in-defender-billong

If our interest is genuine, we’d better get a move on as it won’t Billong until the season starts now.

 

I think this signing pleases everyone

I have heard he is Bi and long!!

 

Once a jolly swagman jumped in Jean-Claude Billong, under the shade of an old gum tree.

 

So we'd just have to outbid prem WHU and Leeds at a time when we are cutting costs and preserving cash ? Serie B so if we are lucky, he's utter **** and no prem teams will pursue.

 

I think its gonna Billong long time

 

This is the signing to fire us back to the big time where we Billong.

 

Hopefully Billong is as good as Biltong.

 

Who needs Grimes? This guy Billongs in our midfield.

 

Is a JCB in defence a good idea?

 

Here's a song for him that should please some our less 'woke' contributors:

 

We had one on the wing in 80s.