[NOT HAPPENING] Ivan Strinic

Translated from Italian with Google
"As reported by Sky, the quarterback of the Napoli, Ivan Strinic, there would be several teams. The Croat is likely to play little next season, especially if they were to get Mario Rui. Galatasaray, but the Watford and some Russian teams follow it carefully."

 

Pretty sure we don't have a gridiron team any more.

 

Rui has just signed for Napoli. Be interesting to see where this fella ends up.

 

Reports so far indicate that Galatasary are in pole position but we're still interested.

 

Why we signing American football player "quarter back"

 

Tom Brady would piss on this league

 

For gods sake, just got a notification thinking we'd signed Lemina and it was just fake news about us signing Tom Brady.

Can we keep this to real transfer news please...?

 

Would prefer Robbie Brady. Or Liam Brady. In fact any of the Brady bunch.

 

Not Karen Brady.

 

Or ian

 

Can't we just get the whole bunch?

 

Gon to hel m8

 

She thinks she's hot. But she's not.

 

I really with i had said that!

 

I would!

 

I did

 

Or we could get Turner and Overdrive to join up with Bachmann

U ain't seen nothing yet!

 

Let's rock!

 

Yes but Mrs Peschisolido said it didn't count as adultery as you didn't actually touch the sides

 

A left back, we could do with one of those for all those times Holebas is serving a suspension. That being said, he plays for Croatia so could have some Split loyalties.

 

I really hope we're holding out for Andrew Robertson.

 

Andrew Robertson set to sign with Liverpool

 

Shhhhhhhhh

 

I took her mum for a lesson once. I've never seen anyone wear so much makeup on a tennis court. Good job she didn't like to run or she would have left the entire Chanel range on the court!

I know nothing about Ivan but he can't wear as much as Mrs Brady did.( all those years ago, in Panbourne.*)

*Apologies to Katie Johnson!

 

Udinese now interested too. Hopefully we buy him for them in exchange for Samir

 

Just looked at Samir on You Tube. Pretty impressed by his tackling and instinct to drive forward on the counter. Looks like a perfect fit at left back in a Silva formation. Need to bolster at the back. COYHS.

 

I think it's more likely they get him in the Karnezis deal and we magically acquire him for nothing.

 

He is really a CB. But looks amazing at LB
Think he's got an injury problem presently also.
ITK suggestion sounds more realistic than mine but we can hope.

 

You mention CBs and that got me thinking. What about a cheeky bid for Kevin Wimmer at Spurs. Hardly played last season. Would be perfect with Prodl as both in Austrian team. Spurs paid 4.5 million and Levy will expect his money back and a bit extra. Wimmer would not need to move house. I think he is a definite upgrade on Britos. COYHS

 

Don't know much about the guy, but if spurs invested in him he is probably ok, and the Ausrrian connection with Prodl might just work.

 

He will cost much more than 'his money back and a bit extra'. He's young, Spurs probably don't want to sell (even if he wants to leave), and it's Levy we are dealing with. £12m-£15m minimum.

 

Hear and accept what you say but Gino talks in Euros and Levy in pounds. This negotiating ploy has already worked like a treat at Derby and Chelsea. Before one knows it Wimmer is our player for 9.5 million euros! Post Brexit reality. Levy will find the same issues when he comes to pay the builders for the new stadium. No one is as savy as Gino! COYHS

 

I agree Gino is shrewd as hell. But he has nothing on Levy. Go online and read what Levy has done with the cranes to build New White Hart Lane, you'll see he has no issues with builders!

 

Gino is shrewd. Levy is just a tight fisted gambler who sometimes gets lucky.