[RUBBISH] ITK

Since people on Social Media and Football forums want to claim this title, I thought it would be fun to create a thread with our best possible guesses of transfer activity. These guesses or rather "ITK" statements have to be realistic. They don't have to just be about Watford, they can be about any other club as well.

I will start

Kaboul to Birmingham you heard it here first. 'Arry likes him as a player and Kaboul has previously stated how he was his favourite gaffer to work under. Been told it will be a fee around £2mil that could rise to £3mil. Kaboul keen on the move due to being told he is 4th choice CB by Silva.

 

My cousin's mate spotted Tommy Smith at the Vic today. Make of that what you will.

 

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis.

 

We are signing Kieran Gibbs. Been spotted around our training ground.

 

If you've watched him for a whole season, as I have, you'll know that he is in fact Elvis.

#ITKJimNiceButDim

 

He's a liar and I'm not sure about you!

 

Bale to west ham.

Heard it here first.

 

I have a mate who works at the training ground. Was hovering in a meeting room and heard next door Gino discussing potential signings with Adam Leventhal "off the record".

We want Simeone but his demands are very high. Both parties want it to work, but if he doesn't join it's because they couldn't find that common ground, not because I made this up.

 

Phew

 

Troy Deeney was spotted talking to Craig Shakespeare at a Road Chef services just off the M6 but turned down the move after 5 mins when he realised the service station in question didn't have a Burger King.

You ain't seen me...roight.

 

Along with Carl Jenkinson!

 

And a guy with a half and half Watford and Rangers scarf, a flat cap, a pair of binoculars and a thermos being chased by a security guard with a limp.

 

Dembele has been spotted talking to Gino about a future move.

If it doesn't happen in this window, it will happen by this time next summer.

#itk

 

We've been linked with a young Colombian right back according to my contact.

 

We've been linked with a young Colombian left back according to my contact.

 

We've been linked with a young Colombian centre back according to my contact

 

I can confirm, though I can't reveal my sources, that the Collins John deal is off.

 

I just sent identical round wooden tables and white leather swivel chairs to all PL clubs to keep the rumour mill churning.

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He was also seen talking to a checkout girl in Tesco at the weekend. Again if it doesn't happen this summer it will no doubt complete in the next window.

 

Wdsport have confirmed we are to be acquired by the Pozzo family who currently own udinese. This has been unearthed due to their close relationship with the club.

 

It is Vydra in the background