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Discussion in 'Politics 2.0' started by Moose, Sep 29, 2021.

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Who do you want as the next Tory party Leader

  1. Rishi Sunak

    7 vote(s)
    63.6%
  2. Lizz Truss

    4 vote(s)
    36.4%
  1. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Again, I'm only asking because this really ain't my thang but aren't JR's used to challenge precedent?
     
  2. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Decisions of public bodies.
     
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  3. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

  4. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

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  5. fuzzy73

    fuzzy73 Squad Player

    Yep, just like I’d like to go back to May 2015 and see what was in the Ed Miliband chaos box, I’m not falling for that again. Bust for me too please
     
  6. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    You have to laugh out loud at some of them. It's so pointless showing them often. About the only interesting thing is seeing the people who are Tories as I often wonder what those people look like. Elderly and gammon like is the answer.

    There was one last night where they stopped a crazy elderly man on a bicycle to get his opinion, which they thought they ought to share with the rest of us. He said that he thought Truss was doing a brilliant job and she should just ignore the detractors and carry on. He was sure she'd survive. The reporter told him she'd resigned....."Ooooooooh..." he said. "Well ah didn't know that..."
     
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  7. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Is that real?

    JRM has successfully shifted from Viz Comic stereotype posho to evil villain with nothing but contempt for truth, democracy and people's lives. The longer he is at the forefront of politics, the better imo.
     
  8. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Whilst it’s outdated given events yesterday, there was a great line by Starmer in PMQs this week:

    "A book is being written about the Prime Minister’s time in office. Apparently it’s going to be out by Christmas", Starmer said.

    “Is that the release date or the title?”
     
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  9. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

  10. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    It's the way he tells 'em
     
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  11. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    They're definitely going to pick Boris, aren't they.

    We'll have an even-ish split between Boris and the person who decides to oppose him, and the members will pick him.

    We're regressing into a developing country.
     
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  12. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    PORK MARKETS!!
     
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  13. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Racist
     
  14. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Johnson, the Sequel, promises absolute car crash entertainment. Tory Roger Gale MP, the first to say that he would immediately resign the whip if ‘disgraced’ Johnson returned. He wouldn’t be the only one. Add in that Johnson no longer has money to spaff around and will need to cut services or raise taxes even further and that he remains under investigation, it all looks quite barmy.

    Sunak also promises a continuation of Tory civil war. If he wins, cue hearing the term ‘globalist’ grumpily delivered by all of those nutcase IEA, 55 Tufton Street talking heads and Faragists. Every day.
     
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  15. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Tend to agree. Boris will scrape over the 100 mark and then romp home with the members (if he stands). But there’s enough MP’s coming out supporting him that I think they’ve heard something. Suspect Ben Wallace backing him will bring good numbers.

    All eyes will be on Tory MP’s to see if they quit in disgust (especially Red Wall ones) and reduce/decimate his Parliamentary majority. Somehow I suspect many don’t have the back bone to back up their words with actions.
     
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  16. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Yes. They can easily lose 20 MPs and Johnson will shrug that off as a win.

    However even 20 Tory MPs of such high principles doesn’t seem especially likely.
     
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  17. EnjoytheGame

    EnjoytheGame Reservist

    Since Johnson resigned, he's spent months sitting on his hands 'quiet quitting'. Then he went on holiday to the Caribbean. No thought of doing his work for his constituents. None whatsoever.

    But there are plenty of people among the Great British public who think he's just what the country needs.

    That, really, tells us everything.
     
  18. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    People disillusioned with the ability of politics to change lives latch onto signals, gestures, flags and emblems, empty figureheads, enemies.

    The Right are devoted now, not to governance, but fighting other citizens. We can’t have a better health service but we can stop the Woke. Johnson is our man. We know he’s a liar, but ‘they’ are Woke and we hate them, even though we’ve forgotten why.
     
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  19. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

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    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

  21. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie



    Turn on the subtitles.
     
  22. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Sorry, what's the term they prefer these days?

    The non-melinated?

    People without colour?
     
  23. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    It seems ‘WEF’ is the flag most of them are rallying around currently.
     
  24. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Oh FFS. Truss gets a resignation honours list?

    We need a revolution people.
     
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  25. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    The fissure between Tories who believe in old-fashioned Tory things like business and government and the disrupter, conspiraloon, nationalist freaks is about to split wide open.
     
  26. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    No chance, the majority of us are either boot licking cucks or think this is funny and should be joked about.
     
  27. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    One reply to this tweet asked if JHB talking sense was one of the signs of a forthcoming apocalypse. Nevertheless, she’s not wrong.

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  28. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Mourdant the first to stick her name in the hat officially then.
     
  29. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    From this week's PopBitch:

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    Boom, Boom.
     
  30. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    The international trade secretary, Scabi Rottenkoch, has told allies that she is “very unlikely” to run for leadership.
     
  31. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    'Honkies'
     
  32. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Careful Reg, you won't like @Lloyd when he's angry.

    Or, indeed, when he isn't.
     
  33. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    At least two great 70s tunes with the word ‘honky’. Can you name them?
     
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  34. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Devil Woman? Shang a Lang? Chanson d'Amour?

    OK, one by Elton... Stones were 1969 so there must be at least one other.
     
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  35. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    **** Emery?
     

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