Happy Xmas And New Year All

The match is of mere coincidence, the 24hr session will never be cancelled however.

 

This should be your signature.

 

Sorry to hear about your father Smudger.
Big family get together today cancelled as my 84 y.o invalided mother tested positive for covid this morning. She's now in a foul mood as apparently "it's just like a cold these days" and we "should all still go as this could be her last".
Just when you though Xmas couldn't get any more fun.

 

Send her round to @Lloyd. He’ll entertain her.

 

Happy to swap TUT's ma for my sister and her current partner 'Catkin' (she's going through another lesbian phase) or Uncle B@st@rd. If you're at all interested TUT, DM me

 

Would anyone like to swap a relative with my father in law? Said he was coming for two nights, arriving on Christmas Eve by train. There are no trains ever on boxing day and he knows this as he worked on the railways all his life. Can he stay an extra night as he's not sure how he'll get home.

He used to do marriage guidance counselling and is utterly obsessed with relationships and human interaction, despite largely ignoring his own kids and being no use with my disabled niece whatsoever.

He has no filter and announced in front of a full room including kids yesterday that he could never be a homosexual as he likes women too much and doesn't see the appeal of anal.

 

Carers, or friends visiting her. We don't know for sure.

 

Red card couldn't happen to a nicer more fair player.
Pray for Zaha.

 

So sorry to hear this Smudger, thoughts are with you.

 

Would never get a player name. Guarantees they'll be sold or have a slump in form the next week.

Got to be your own name or nickname or something ironic.

Bassini?

 

I persuaded my wife to do anal for a Christmas treat.

Not sure what all the fuss is about. Aggravated my piles.

 

Condolences @Smudger xx