Surely on Bargain Hunt, the older the stuff, the more valuable it is? Not that I’ve ever watched it. That’s why Kalu was so damn expensive.
Samuel Kalu is like a Greek God - he ages outside the scope of mortal time. 1996 for you could be yesterday for him.
This is because Samuel Kalu travels so fast, at speeds approaching that of the speed of light, that for him time travels more slowly. For an observer, it appears that hundreds of years have past since his debut, but for Kalu it is mere weeks.
In “pole position” apparently.. https://twitter.com/WD18Fans/status/1747324242239062143 Maybe he will be another Livermore? Or rather insert name here !
You see, we could have got him for £23m in 2018, or wait 6 years until he’s 34 and get him for pennies. Gino’s done it again. Genius.
What ‘hilarious’ nickname are we going to give this one? I’m going for ‘Keith’. One syllable, easy for the weirdos.