Greetings from Denmark

£300 for the prostitutes
£350 for the hotel room (travellodge of course)
£200 for the blowtorch
£250 for the alcohol and barbituates
£80 for the masking tape and ropes
£1000 for the home movie recording equiptment
25 to life for a passable evening in watford

 

Better keep writing in English from now on krisvad, which matches u been over ?

 

Hi Aarhus - glad you enjoyed the match.

I was doing really well (quite fluent in fact) until I got to:

250,- kr kamp-billet (dog kender jeg en i klubben, så jeg får billetten.


When I thought it was either kennel fees for someone to look after your dog while you were away, or a passport for the mutt that you were bringing in to the country to defend yourself from all those Lancashire scallywags (krisvad will translate the last word for you if need be).

 

Only ever been to the Vic twice. First time in '93 at Easter for a 0-0 draw against Luton. That was the match that made me more than a casual follower.

Then in 97 or 98 I went to see a boxing day match against Brizzle Shizzle - we won 1-0 and there was much malarcy at the end when GNW kept the ball at the corner flag to pass time.

 

quality

 

scallywags- throught we just called them dirty northern *******

 

Would love to see a "derby" vs Luton, but I guess it will take a few years...but theres always the FA Cup