Good King Wesley Hoedt looked up Saw the keeper wandering Took a chance and lobbed it up The ball flew in the top bin Wesley jumped atop the board Saluting the away fans Greg gave him a virtual hug Amid the limbs in the stands
Marlon King of Watford FC Scored lots of goals with a dodgy knee Swore at linos Hit girls in vinos Turned out he's very c***y Oh star of wonder star of might Marlon wasn't very bright Got locked up He f****d it up Could've been a legend right?
An ode to Porteous: Last Christmas we bought you from Hearts, But the very next day you gave the ball away. This year to save us from tears. You passed it to someone in yellow.
So here it is, Merry Christmas, I Valerian’s having fun. Look to the future now, it’s only just beguuuuun.
I’m dreaming of a sh1te Christmas Where our promotion push just dies May our leaders be truthful and wise But I fear their promises are lies
Recalls the 1980 classic: Hark now hear the Watford sing The Luton ran away And we will fight forever more Because of Boxing Day. In the days when such a sentiment was not ridiculous.
See out there upon the turf brought to us upon this earth see the football Kings appear promised for eternal years hail for ever on this day hail forever Watfords way sing throughout all Hertfordshire we are the team you all should fear.
"We'll still have Gino this Xmas... Crafty and Cold... We'll have our squad cut in January, all assets sold.... Mogi will be oh, oh, oh, richer than gold... This Christmas...." To the song of "Lonely this Xmas
Hoedt has got goal of the season Fa la la la la, la la la la Goalkeepers afraid with reason Fa la la la la, la la la la Leave your line and he will lob yer Fa la la, la la la, la la la Strikers he will surely rob yer Fa la la la la, la la la la
It was bleak last season 3 managers and not much fun Half the team looked uninterested The others weren't much good The medical team were shocking Players out galore But we still have Norwich (A) And against Lu*on we scored 4...
Ding dong Kayembe on high In Watford Bachmann is shouting Ding dong fans are saying "why?" Is Mogi still about? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Luton and their vile fans
Hark the herald angel sing Sema bombing up the wing, Hoedt with many yellow cards, Lobbed it in from 40 yards. Asprilla with dinky feet, Ben Hamer is hard to beat, Kone with his close control, Rajovic will score a goal.
I'm sorry I advance - but this popped into my head as I'm sat waiting for my bus and I thought I'd share. In the first year of Pozzo my Gino gave to me... Gianfranco Zola who is 5'3 In the second year of Pozzo my Gino gave to me... Beppe Sannino And Gianfranco Zola who is 5'3 In the third year of Pozzo my Gino gave to me... Garcia and Billy Beppe Sannino And Gianfranco Zola who is 5'3 In the fourth year of Pozzo my Gino gave to me... Jokanovic Garcia and Billy Beppe Sannino And Gianfranco Zola who is 5'3 In the fifth year of Pozzo my Gino gave to me... QSF MK1! Jokanovic Garcia and Billy Beppe Sannino And Gianfranco Zola who is 5'3 In the sixth year of Pozzo my Gino gave to me... Walter Mazarri QSF MK1! Jokanovic Garcia and Billy Beppe Sannino And Gianfranco Zola who is 5'3 In the seventh year of Pozzo my Gino gave to me... Silva and Gracia Walter Mazarri QSF MK1! Jokanovic Garcia and Billy Beppe Sannino And Gianfranco Zola who is 5'3 In the eighth year of Pozzo my Gino gave to me... QSF and Pearson Silva and Gracia Walter Mazarri QSF MK1! Jokanovic Garcia and Billy Beppe Sannino And Gianfranco Zola who is 5'3 In the ninth year of Pozzo my Gino gave to me... Ivic and Munoz QSF and Pearson Silva and Gracia Walter Mazarri QSF MK1! Jokanovic Garcia and Billy Beppe Sannino And Gianfranco Zola who is 5'3 In the tenth year of Pozzo my Gino gave to me... Ranieri and old Hodgson Ivic and Munoz QSF and Pearson Silva and Gracia Walter Mazarri QSF MK1! Jokanovic Garcia and Billy Beppe Sannino And Gianfranco Zola who is 5'3 In the tenth year of Pozzo my Gino gave to me... Edwards, Bilic, Wilder Ranieri and old Hodgson Ivic and Munoz QSF and Pearson Silva and Gracia Walter Mazarri QSF MK1! Jokanovic Garcia and Billy Beppe Sannino And Gianfranco Zola who is 5'3 In the eleventh year of Pozzo my Gino gave to me... Valerian Ismael Edwards, Bilic, Wilder Ranieri and old Hodgson Ivic and Munoz QSF and Pearson Silva and Gracia Walter Mazarri QSF MK1! Jokanovic Garcia and Billy Beppe Sannino And Gianfranco Zola who is 5'3 And in the twelfth year of Pozzo my Gino will give to me.... Hopefully some consistency
Excellent thread+some very good work. My weak effort is Mariah Carey All I want for Christmas is Bayoooo, oh oh
