[NOT HAPPENING] Emre Mor

We haven't got a hope in hell but Di Marzio says we've come in to rival Inter

http://gianlucadimarzio.com/en/inte...deal-with-the-player-now-an-offer-to-borussia

Dortmund want 20 mil which Inter won't pay. He's insanely good.

 

MOR MOR MOR,

How do you like it? How do you like it?

 

isn't he a bit.. well... on the small side

still Deeney and the boys can play midget throwing at lunchtime

 

If Inter sign him then we should sign Eder.

 

Just another average MOR player.

 

Didn't even realise he was available for transfer. Looks an amazing prospect. Good luck in Milan.

 

In the midnight hour we cried
Mor, Mor, Mor!!!

 

my Cherie amor, lovely as a summer day...

 

Think he's Mor or less signed for Inter. We can dream though.

 

La mor
Quon voit danser
le long des golfs claires
a des reflects d'argent
La mor...

 

I do so hope you were exhibiting the lip curl as you typed this?!

 

Lol.

 

These rumours get mor and mor ridiculous.

 

Why would Dortmund even sell him considering they're about to sell another attacking winger in Dembele for 100mil Euro?!....

 

I bleached my hair too!

 

Disagree, we are a much bigger club than Inter.

Plus they play in a tinpot league where Juve win everything. Although finally they will be challenged by Milan this year. We play in the best league in the world where dreams come true and we might just do a Leicester.

So either go to join a small club (inter) where you have no chance of winning anything, or join a big club (Watford) and you might just win the Prem one year.

Inter don't stand a chance if we're in for him.

 

Wow wow wow wow

Although... Strinic > Mor

 

If he was ever to win the D'Or then imagine Gandalf might have to be summoned .

 

Mor > Mor > Mor

How do you like it?

 

Dortmund have obviously spread the rumour that the mighty & wealthy Watford FC are interested just to bump up the price.

Makes me proud.

 

Emre is a Moooron,
Emre is a Moron,
Emre is a Moooron,
Emre is a Mooron.

Just 'cos 'es better lookin' than me.
Just 'cos 'es cool and trendy.

Deeney was so upset he cried all the way to the chip shop.

 

Supposedly his agent has spoken to Turkish football and confirmed our interest. The latest developments being us linked to Mor.

However upon reading the article I believe they have made this quote up.

 

Absolutely no chance

 

You ought to smash his face in.
But he's bigger than you ain't he?

 

With the clubs he's been linked with, isn't it a bit random we've been mentioned? Even if it was an agent or his club trying to raise the bid / wage offer, isn't it a little strange to use Watford? A quick look at his name on the web and teams like Liverpool and Everton have been linked from the Prem so why even mention us?

 

Maybe because we showed some kahunas by going in for Rich Harley's son? Not saying we haven't gone in for him mind.

 

If true then this is final evidence that Gino has lost his mind.

Mor is 99% an Inter player. He's basically reaching for the pen to sign for a top club and Gino's popping his head round the door saying 'Hey man, have you considered Watford?'

Behaviour of a lunatic tbh.

 

Unless a little birdie agent flew in through the window and mentioned that Emre Mor Bartat fancied a flat on Hampstead Heath and a season pass for the Horns on Friday nights.

Or, could it be we are in to loan him when the deal goes through?

Just speculating.

 

I'm just waiting for the Milan derby when M'Baye Niang runs him into the ground singing 'Mor-Niang has Broken'

 

It's more likely we made an enquiry on availability earlier in the window. Clubs, agents and media outlets often just want to increase the hype. Any EPL money (even ours) being mentioned is welcomed ups interest and inflates the price. But Never Ever underestimate Gino. His 'steal' of Richarlison shows a master at work. One day we may read about Pozzo recruitment strategies in volume 10 of 'Tales ftom the Vic'.

 

I will likely fall right out of my chair if this happens.

 

Deal agreed with inter apparently

 

What, we have? Great news.