Describe Each Of This Seasons Squad Players In One Word

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  1. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

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    In the style of good boy Alexis Mac Allister (he takes liberties) describe each Watford player from this seasons squad in one word.

    For example:

    Hassane Kamara - Inept
    Samuel Kalu - Geriatric
    Joao Pedro - Magic
     
  2. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Sema - headless
     
  3. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Porteous - committed
    Sarr - Lazy
    Louza - lightweight
    Asprilla - skilful
    Kone - potential
    Davis - underwhelming
    Bachmann - Flapper
     
  4. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    Andrews - Promising
     
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  5. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Pedro - Going.
    Sarr - Enigma
     
  6. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    As in once his code was cracked every opponent can read him like a book?
     
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  7. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Bachmann - Sh1te
    Sarr - to55er
    Louza - cra p
    Davis - ar5ehole
    Cathcart - tw at
    Choudry - wan ker

    Etc etc etc....
     
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  8. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    Pozzo... laurel
    Duxbury... hardy
     
  9. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Crap
    Crap
    Crap
    Ad Infinitum…
     
  10. TomWatfordFC

    TomWatfordFC Reservist

    Bachmann - flapper
    Hamer - lame
    Okoye - £6m?

    Ngakia - sick-note
    Gaspar - OAP
    Ferreira - promising
    Kamara - woeful
    Cathcart - inadequate
    Porteous - b@st@rd (in a good way)
    Kabasele - sh!te
    Hause - who?
    Sierralta - MIA
    Troost-Ekong - legend
    Pollock - snail
    Morris - BTK (better than Kamara)
    Hoedt - erratic
    Andrews - promising

    Choudhury - limited
    Louza - inconsistent
    Cleverley - OAP
    Kone - raw
    Sema - dependable
    Gosling - cafu (sorry Craig)
    Asprilla - lightweight
    Dele-Bashiru - sick-note
    Bacuna - crap
    Kayembe - one-footed

    Davis - underwhelming
    Pedro - star
    Araujo - underused
    Sarr - crap
    Kalu - 60
    Assombalonga - unfit
    Martins - pony
    Bayo - divisive
    Manaj - fatty (there's always one)
    Hungbo - unimpressive

    Wow that is a lot of players. Chelsea would be proud.
     
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  11. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Bachmann - flapper
    Manaj - tragic
    Bayo - goals
    Davis - statue

    Hungbo - Huddersfield
    Sarr - hiding
    Pedro - magic
    Araujo - time?

    Assombalonga - fat
    Kone - promise
    Martins - injury
    Kalu - OAP

    Cleverley - crocked
    Cathcart - stalwart
    Kabasele - captain
    Karamra - dire

    Sema - trier
    Okoye - who?
    Hamer - debut
    Gaspar - old
     
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  12. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    Ngakia - hamstring
    Cathcart - hamstring
    Kabasele - hamstring
    Hause - jailedhamstring
    Sierralta - hamstring
    Troost-Ekong - pointyhamstring
    Choudhury - hamstring
    Louza - hamstring
    Cleverley - hamstring
    Sema - hamstring
    Gosling - completelyshatteredhamstring
    Dele-Bashiru - hamstring
    Kayembe - onlyonehamstring
    Davis - awalkinghamstring
    Pedro - expensivehamstring
    Araujo - £100mhamstring
    Kalu - egyptianmummifiedhamstring
    Assombalonga - atehisownhamstring
    Manaj - ballcameoffmyhamstring
     
  13. Irishorn

    Irishorn Gael Force

    Bachmann - mixed
    Hamer - pointless
    Okoye - why?

    Ngakia - meh
    Gaspar - historic
    Ferreira - wait
    Kamara - profitable
    Cathcart - furniture
    Porteous - somebody
    Kabasele - bye
    Hause - waste
    Sierralta - infrequent
    Troost-Ekong - Gone
    Pollock - Scottish (standard)
    Morris - maybe
    Hoedt - mmm…
    Andrews - hope

    Choudhury - borrowed
    Louza - stay
    Cleverley - thanks
    Kone - patience
    Sema - yep
    Gosling - angry
    Asprilla - future
    Dele-Bashiru - injured
    Bacuna - panic
    Kayembe - nah

    Davis - disappointing
    Pedro - Class
    Araujo - footnote
    Sarr - sulky
    Kalu - mysterious
    Assombalonga - mistake
    Martins - error
    Bayo - OK (in hindsight)
    Manaj - ffs
    Hungbo - chance
     
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  14. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    Bachmann - backup
    Hamer - third
    Okoye - out

    Ngakia - sqaud
    Gaspar - squad
    Ferreira - backup
    Kamara - adios
    Cathcart - squad
    Porteous - captain?
    Kabasele - squad
    Hause - adios
    Sierralta - squad
    Troost-Ekong - adios
    Pollock - squad
    Morris - squad
    Hoedt - mistake
    Andrews - squad

    Choudhury - keep?
    Louza - starter
    Cleverley - thanks
    Kone - patience
    Sema - starter
    Gosling - bye
    Asprilla - future
    Dele-Bashiru - fitness?
    Bacuna - bye
    Kayembe - squad

    Davis - disappointing
    Pedro - legend
    Araujo - why?
    Sarr - starter?
    Kalu - out
    Assombalonga - squad
    Martins - error
    Bayo - starter?
    Manaj - sicknote
    Hungbo - starter?
     
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  15. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    That's brilliant. :p
     
  16. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    Bachmann - Meh
    Hamer - Toilet
    Okoye - Pointless

    Ngakia - Tosh
    Gaspar - Old
    Ferreira - Meh
    Kamara - dreadful
    Cathcart - Cheerio.
    Porteous - Captain
    Kabasele - Bobbins
    Hause - Why
    Sierralta - Alive?
    Troost-Ekong - Hero
    Pollock - pi55poor
    Morris - Ok
    Hoedt - dreadful
    Andrews - promising

    Choudhury - backwards
    Louza - Decent
    Cleverley - Release
    Kone - Clueless
    Sema - dependable
    Gosling - POTS
    Asprilla - future
    Dele-Bashiru - Wasteoftime
    Bacuna - pointless
    Kayembe - £12m?!?!

    Davis - Hero
    Pedro - Hero
    Araujo - whoknows
    Sarr - Hero
    Kalu - Dead?
    Assombalonga - Tosh
    Martins - who
    Bayo - Onetowatch
    Manaj - Terrible
    Hungbo - unimpressive
     
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  17. davisp2

    davisp2 Reservist

    Cathcart - majestic
    Kalu - robust
    Davis - ballerina
    Gosling - talented
    Martins - Lovely hair /teeth
    Bayo - Banjo
     
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  18. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Hause - Parked
    Bachmann - Flapped
    Cleverely - Knackered
    Kalu - Retired
     
  19. PowerJugs

    PowerJugs Doyley Fanatic

    Bachmann - Flapper
    Okoye - N/A
    Hamer - Crap-er

    Ferreira - Potential
    Andrews - Positive
    Ngakia - Meh
    Gaspar - CDM

    Kamara - Poor
    Morris - Slow

    Porteous - Decemt
    Hoedt - Capable
    Kabasele - Errors
    Sierralta - Tanker
    Cathcart - Thanks
    WTE - Bye
    Hause - Who?

    Louza - Potential
    Choudhury - Tackles
    Kayembe - Perplexing
    Koné - Inconsistent
    Cleverley - Cheers
    Bacuna - Emergency
    Gosling - RB
    Asprilla - Potential
    TDB - Medical

    Sarr - Dreadful
    Kalu - AWOL

    Sema - Solid
    Martins - Waste

    Pedro - PotS
    Davis - SHOOT!
    Bayo - Unvalued
    Araujo - Weak
    Assomobalonga - Fitness
    Manaj - hahahahahahahaha
     
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