De Pfeffel "clarification" Sweepstake

How long before the next "clarification" (or Met investigation) has to be isuued because of something De Pfeffel's alleged to have said, written or (not) done.

I give it a week.

First prize: you get moog for a week
2nd prize: you get moog for a fortnight

 

I am pretty sure you chaps will find something VERY serious over which he should fall upon his sword.

Perhaps it will turn out he walked past a person in the corridor, and some overlooked civil servant, who considered Brexit to be the most terribly horribe thing ever, is swearing that it was a salsa party with a live band. Or someone saw him having lunch, and swore it was a full meeting of the Bullingdon, with wives and mistresses, and contact with roast pigs that seriously breached COVID social distancing rules.

It's quite exciting really, and a far more exciting sweepstake than the one above.

Or perhaps we can have a sweepstake on the next time Labour have an anti-Semetic scandal, and no one gives a hoot?

 

It will be the one truly consistent thing about Johnson. Another lie.

 

Washed-up RW has-been to discuss soon to be washed-up RW has-been.

 

And we have a winner (with evidence):

I'll be posting moog to you just as soon as he's finished his Rohypnol flavoured ice-cream.