Caption Competition VII

You know the rules.

50 'orns to davidnewtonwfc for supplying the pic.

 

'Gavin Mahon finally manages his levatation trick'

 

"its behind you!!!".. "oh no it isnt" "oooh yes it isss!!"

 

Anyone for a game of footsie?

 

Grab your partners by the hand.... its time for Country Dancing!
Carragher: "Come on Derrrkkkhhh"
Ash: "I've got you Gav"

 

Young And Carra Practice There Mirror Dancing Trick

 

Gav & Dirk realise that Carragher has forgotten to put on his prosthetic leg again.

 

Mahon and Kuyt looked on shocked as conjoint twins Ashley & Jamie separate for the first time.

 

The new 'back wrestling' rule in football never quite caught on...

 

Mahon to dirk... "always said that carragher was a pain in the a55"

 

Watfords Relegation Disco is in full swing, and even Jamie Carragher has a sly dance...

 

Moments before hitting the ground, Carragher wondered why someone had put Ashley Young in his parachute.

 

carragher: hey ashley did you just fart?

ashleys: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........no

or

dirk kuyt tries the moonwalk whilst ashley lays a silent but deadly fart and brushes it toward jamie carragher

 

'Dancing never was a footballers strong point'

or


'Most people wouldn't care but the guy in row 4 and seat 5 has huge ears'

 

everybody was kung fu fighting!

 

Kuyt to Mahon:

"What the hell are those two doing?"

 

Ash and Jamie demonstrate that old seventies dance "THE BUMP"

 

Ash to Mahon: 'Ere Gav... pull my finger...
Carra: Eh mate, good job the black, I mean "Midnight blue" kit doesn't like show up any follow through, cos that sounded damp to me like eh!

 

In one last desperate attempt to burst the hideous pus-filled boil on his shoulder, Ash attempts the little known Scouse cure from the late-70's punk era, back-to-back pogo'ing.

 

The two legged long jump got off to a poor start...

 

"In a last attempt to salvage anything from the game, Young manages a Gale force wind that lifts Carragher off the ground".

 

Ashley Young fails Villa medical after his bowels have started passing scousers instead of healthy stools.

 

Before albangura gets to do it...


ehhhh, ehhhhh, ehhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Quality!

 

Winner already.

 

Carragher: I know I had another leg round here somewhere......

 

Gavin Mahon begins to wonder how hopscotch can be taken so competitively?!

 

ash and jamie think some scouser has stolen the ball before they realise its behind them.

 

ashley young dances with one leged scouser........

 

Ashley -

Well, y'know, Jamie and I, y'know went for, y'know the ball and y'know his leg fell off, so, y'know, I said, y'know, have one of mine and I'll still be worth, y'know, £4m plus, y'know, add ons, y'know if I, y'know, play for England y'know like you, y'know Jamie, how do you play for England? Jamie, can you take y'know penalties? Marlon, y'know always took them at Watford, but he was, y'know rub at them....

 

Possibly a prize for the longest caption ever.

 

Caption Competition... not Essay writing contest!

 

Hands, Knees and BUMsy daisy.

 

Second Entry-

OI!! hands off my 10 million pound booty

 

Ok then 1 vote please. Don't vote for yourself I will find out and will send the lads round.