Ben Foster

Discussion in 'Former Players Archive' started by UEA_Hornet, Aug 8, 2018.

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Players featuring in the media while contracted to the club?

  1. It’s fine

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  2. No it’s an unnecessary distraction

    77.1%
  1. jackwfc

    jackwfc Academy Graduate

    How is he the oldest player in the squad by a good 3 and a half years yet still the most immature by a mile?

    Wouldn’t be surprised if his next video is titled: “I got caught speeding on the motorway and you won’t believe what happened next!”
     
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  2. 99mph

    99mph 4th Prediction league 2011/12

    Should I change my username to 30mph
     
  3. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Firstly: how the **** did he plead 'not guilty'?!?

    Secondly: Does that mean he already had 6 active points on his licence, or am I missing some new reg about getting 6 in one go?

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  4. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    He already had 6 apparently. And who knows about the 'not guilty'... I think a lot of footballers do it as a hail mary and hope their solicitor can find a loophole.
     
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  5. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    3rd April was a Saturday.

    Late for a match ?
     
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  6. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

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  7. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Speeding home to upload his Go Pro footage?
     
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  8. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Tactical "not guilty" so he can stretch it out and delay the hearings to keep driving in the meantime I'd imagine. He was caught speeding almost a year ago so has dragged it out so he's been able to drive up and down from work for most of the season.
     
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  9. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    But what does he then say on court day? “Yeah sorry Judge you ledge - fair cop”
     
  10. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Pretty much. Always going to get a ban and a fine, probably could have got a smaller fine if he'd accepted it straightaway but hardly a problem for a multi millionaire!
     
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  11. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    The sooner he leaves the better. Part of the bad smell from relegation part one.
     
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  12. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    But no when he probably needs to be fully focused and ready for action won't be - guess he will have some sort of club driver.

    I can see him rocking up on his bike to a service station somewhere!
     
  13. J.B

    J.B First Team

    This in the same week that the Liverpool supporting bell end he gave tickets in the home end to is revealed as being a racist piece of ****.

    Can’t wait until this moron is nothing to do with our club anymore.
     
  14. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

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  15. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Can we add the 6 points onto our season? We're still going down but at least makes it look more competitive.
     
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  16. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    We’d be out of the relegation zone at least !
     
  17. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    Promotion part 4 and relegation part 2
     
  18. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    I wonder what he would do if he got banned from bike riding? Would he change his account to "The Walking GK with a Bad POV"?
     
  19. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    No match day videos but did one of the in house training game the squad had.

    Ended 2-2.

    Masina, WTE, Kabelese and Sierralta seemed to be the defence for one team.
     
  20. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Interesting - so could that suggest a first-choice defence of Kamara, Samir, Nkoulou, Femenia for Liverpool?
     
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  21. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Not sure if he was fit by then - would be a risk after so long out .
     
  22. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    The Soylent Grin
     
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  23. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Ben desperate to go viral again as he pokes a bit of fun at Steven Gerrard whilst grinning away in a post match interview after a defeat. Utter insufferable ****.
     
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  24. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

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    LouOrns First Year Pro

  26. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    So he aggravates an existing injury playing a game with Hashtag United (people can say we don't know for sure but he clearly did). Now he's done a video with these bells throwing himself around on an artificial pitch. There's only six weeks of the season left, you'd think he would wait until the joyous day he becomes a free agent. Then he can hang out with teenagers all summer and make whatever videos he likes.
     
  27. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

  28. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Never been so happy of the prospect of a player leaving the club. Can’t stand him.
     
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  29. reids

    reids First Team

    I don't know what's worse, him trying to hang out with teenagers or the state of his kicking in that video.
     
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  30. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    The surprising and tragic thing about the Sidemen is that they are all, in actual fact, approaching 30 years of age.
     
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  31. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    In his first spell with us he had a mighty hoof on him, the same when he arrived here for his second spell, what the hell has happened to his kicking since?
     
  32. reids

    reids First Team

    Tbf he had a mighty hoof on him in the video as he put it out of the stadium twice. Problem was he was taking penalties instead of goal kicks!
     
  33. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    It honestly looks like he's given up, purely going through the motions now. His kicking is so half-hearted, he just lazily swings a foot at it and if it goes in the direction of a Watford player then great.
     
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  34. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Seems to fit the mentality of a man who’s about to hold the record for number of relegations from the Prem.
     
  35. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Not many videos recently- has he even given up on that ?

    Probably thinking about what train home he needs to get.
     

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