André Ayew

Translation from Twitter, take of this what you will.

 

Signed him a thousand times over the years in FM.

It's a yes from me.

 

never heard of him

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/andre-ayew/profil/spieler/45403

worth a few quid according to transfermarkt

 

Holy **** he's really good isn't he??

 

Left Marseille and said he wanted to move to the Premier League, sounds like it's happened. Weird because Liverpool were after him!

 

Too many right wingers. If he comes either ZZ or Jumbo have to go. And on that basis I'm out.

 

Was being linked with Arsenal & ManUre a couple of days ago I think.



EDIT: found the link...


http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/442300/Ayew-tipped-for-Premier-League-move

 

No chance.

 

Sounds a little like Andre Agassi so a 'yes' from me providing no ponytail,denim shorts or black fingernail!

 

This one is a no-hoper i'm afraid. He'll be going to a top 10 club if he's coming over here.

 

I will eat my own **** if Ayew comes here

 

They were talking about this fella on talksport the other day, and about his contract expiring.

Fast, skilful winger who would definitely improve our squad. I'm pretty sure he's been linked with a move to the Premier League for a while now.

(He is also the son of Abedi Pele, which talksport got very excited about)

 

Hmm, left Marseille because they couldn't afford his wages anymore and Roma were rumoured to have offered him a €3m a year contract. Think this could be bull****. Very happy to be proved wrong though!

 

Looks top quality. If this is true it would be sensational. My guess is that it's not, but enjoyable rumour.

However if he went to the Ars.e he'd keep Walcott out of the team and this is the surest sign yet that deal is back on.

 

post of the year

 

You have to be loyal to your own.

 

I would watch nisman eat his own **** if he came here

 

I'd have him over Stirling ... are Bayern Munich not interested?

Ah! I see - he's not really a right winger ... naughty, naughty, Moosey

 

Got excited when I saw this was from cassidyg as you're usually spot on. As it's from Twitter I'm now sad :doom:

 

It's a pretty poor parody account.

 

I would watch Oxhey watching Nisman eat his own **** if he came here, and then eat my own.

 

:eating: :eating: :eating:

:colina:

 

I think what YK said about our fan base is true.... (and I'm including myself in this)

 

Tbh €3m is only £41k a week. Imagine we'll be paying Deeney similar. Still no chance of this happening though!

 

buying him for udinese?

 

For a player of his value on a free transfer, paying £60k a week technically wouldn't be breaking the model. Even if he's completely **** we'd still sell him for £6m in January after a few PL games.

 

As much as I would love to see this happen, I can't. Maybe once we're established.
But I would loved to be proved wrong.

 

Would be a major coup - can't believe this has any truth to it

 

I'm not an expert in French, but I believe that account is a parody

 

It's total bollox

 

Of course it's true. And I for one am quite pleased about it.

 

Not that bloody Vanessa again I hope!

 

Taxi for Venessa.

 

Waaaaaaaaay out of our league.

Next rumour please.

 

Rookery: Aaaaayeeeww!

Upper Rous: God bless you!