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Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by mean, Feb 16, 2007.

  1. mean

    mean Reservist

    How can you say - "Robert and Richard Purchased A Rotweiler" without using any R's?
     
  2. essexhorn

    essexhorn Reservist

    Bob and **** bought a dog.
     
  3. essexhorn

    essexhorn Reservist

    The tension mounts as we await the judges decision.
     
  4. jon_e_lee

    jon_e_lee Old Git!

    She'll be at work now so you'll have to be patient. :dismay:

    I'll give her a kick if I see her.
     
  5. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    "Wobert and Wichard Purchased A Wotweiler"

    remind me of the time my bosss and I was at a clients in Skegenss, they ran a hotel. In the bar after work, they introduced us to one of their customers who when speaking his R's sounded as W's.

    I after a beer or two skillfully guided the conversation to bingo, when the guy butted in how they "have a top w(a)nk bingo hall here in Skeggy",

    My boss new what i was up to and we both spat our beer out with a great burst of laughter, to the surprise of the client and gentleman concerned. One of the funniest moments in my life for pure wind up humour.
     
  6. Birdydoug

    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

  7. fuzzy73

    fuzzy73 Squad Player

    Bobby and ****ie decided, having been anxious with the spate of thefts in the town, to visit the local pet shop and buy a canine with a mean disposition. They called him Steve.
     
  8. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    Wobewt and Wichawd Puwchased A Wotweilew
     
  9. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

  10. mean

    mean Reservist

    The answer is

    Bob and **** bought a dog! :p

    Well done to the winner Essexhorn
    DJStation you were nearly right but you said they 'had got a dog' whereas the original was that they had purchased one.

    Sorry about the delay in giving out the answer but we aren't allowed to use the internet for personal use and anyway I was too busy giving presentations to a firm of accountants about the new Construnstion Industry scheme.

    John e lee did have a moan at me on your behalf.:rolleyes:
     
  11. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    bob and **** could have purchased a poodle or a greyhound, how does that work then?
     
  12. mean

    mean Reservist

    Not a Greyhound as it has an 'R' in it
     
  13. Bringe

    Bringe Academy Graduate

    ^^^^^^^^^^
     
  14. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

    PaddingtonsYellowArmy First Team Captain

    ok they could have bought a poodle - using dog doesn't fit to the riddle because as we know, bob and **** are fine to identify he human names but dog doesn't imply rockwieler.
     
  15. mean

    mean Reservist

    OK. Take your point. :rolleyes:
     
  16. Siggy

    Siggy Reservist

    Bob and **** bought a dog named Fluffy.

    That should clarify the breed of dog.
     
  17. mean

    mean Reservist

    Since when was a Rotweiler fluffy???
     
  18. Siggy

    Siggy Reservist

    Have you never heard of 'Irony'. It's like calling a poodle 'Rambo'... No-one (male) calls a poodle 'Fluffy', but they might call a Rottweiler by that name.

    Sheesh, what do they teach in schools these days ?
     
  19. mean

    mean Reservist

    Dont know about Irony - thought you were being stupid. Sorry. Dont know what they teach in school cos it's been a couple of years since I last set foot in one.:]]
     

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