"Wobert and Wichard Purchased A Wotweiler" remind me of the time my bosss and I was at a clients in Skegenss, they ran a hotel. In the bar after work, they introduced us to one of their customers who when speaking his R's sounded as W's. I after a beer or two skillfully guided the conversation to bingo, when the guy butted in how they "have a top w(a)nk bingo hall here in Skeggy", My boss new what i was up to and we both spat our beer out with a great burst of laughter, to the surprise of the client and gentleman concerned. One of the funniest moments in my life for pure wind up humour.
Bobby and ****ie decided, having been anxious with the spate of thefts in the town, to visit the local pet shop and buy a canine with a mean disposition. They called him Steve.
The answer is Bob and **** bought a dog! Well done to the winner Essexhorn DJStation you were nearly right but you said they 'had got a dog' whereas the original was that they had purchased one. Sorry about the delay in giving out the answer but we aren't allowed to use the internet for personal use and anyway I was too busy giving presentations to a firm of accountants about the new Construnstion Industry scheme. John e lee did have a moan at me on your behalf.
ok they could have bought a poodle - using dog doesn't fit to the riddle because as we know, bob and **** are fine to identify he human names but dog doesn't imply rockwieler.
Have you never heard of 'Irony'. It's like calling a poodle 'Rambo'... No-one (male) calls a poodle 'Fluffy', but they might call a Rottweiler by that name. Sheesh, what do they teach in schools these days ?
Dont know about Irony - thought you were being stupid. Sorry. Dont know what they teach in school cos it's been a couple of years since I last set foot in one.:]]