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  1. inayellowshirt

    inayellowshirt From the other place

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    inayellowshirt, Nov 5, 2012
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    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

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    Nice.
     
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    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior

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    YouTube "the war game"

    Chilling even now.

    If there we ever get near a nuclear crisis, do what Bertrand Russell did over The Cuban missile crisis a d head for the Scottish highlands
     
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    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

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    The TN80/81 over Luton seems to do the trick quite nicely.
     
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    hornmeister Tired

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    Great minds think alike. I'm disappointed there was no animation of estimate of casualties although I swear I can smell the caravan fibreglass burning.
     
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    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior

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    How did I miss this? I feel very foolish, but enough talk, time to nuke the scum
     
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    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior

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    Trident does better I feel. Tricky as you want to knock out untstable and bleugh* Leighton buzzard without touching the good bit of snorebens
     
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    2 nukes. Both trident. One on Luton, one about 5 miles north west do the trick

    We would have to divert the m1 but other than that civilisation wouldn't notice
     
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    If you type in 1,000,000,000,000 the whole world dies except for the polar opposite place of the detenation spot.
     
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    I think we may all be dead in that case

    Ps except the cockroaches no one has mentioned them and their circular DNA
     
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    wfcmoog Tinpot

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    So no point in bombing Luton after all
     
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    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

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    Only you would sit there and see what the highest number you could type in was. Are you diagnosed autistic? Its ok if you are, we all have autism to a certain degree. Now going to try out that number.

    Update, it appears you blew a hole straight through the earth.
     
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    Funnily enough yes.

    You'd have to bomb near new zealand for the UK to be safe with that kind of weapon.
     
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    Leave the poor lad alone, it's a simulator, an algorithm and any fool know to test any simulator a good shortcut is to put in zero and a very high number
     
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    I wasnt picking on him, personally all the autistic people i have met I think are amazing.
     
    cyaninternetdog, Nov 8, 2012
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    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

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    So drop in at the North Pole and the only survivors are penguins :naughty:
     
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