First joke One day, a man walked into a bar. He say's to the bartender, "If I show you the most amazing thing in your life, will you give me five free beers?" The bartender says, "Show me this amazing thing first." So the man takes out a 10 inch man and a tiny piano. The 10 inch man starts playing the piano. The bartender scratches his head and says, "Wow, that is amazing. Here are your five beers. How did you do that?" "There is a magic lamp outside. Rub it and a genie comes out and will grant you one wish." So the bartender goes outside, finds the lamp, and rubs it. Then the genie comes out and says "I am the genie of this lamp. I will grant one wish. Choose carefully." "I want 10,000,000 bucks." As soon as he made his wish, 10,000,000 ducks came out of nowhere. The bartender goes back into the bar. "Boy" he says to the man, "that genie sure does have bad hearing." The man answers: "I know, did you really think I asked for a 10 inch pianist?" Second joke A blind man with his guide dog walked into a bar. The blind man picked up the dog and swung it around and around over his head. The bartender runs up and asks, "Man, What the heck are you doing?" The blind man replies,"Just looking around." Last joke A man goes to seen the doctor he says " I worried that im gay". The doctor asks "why do you think your gay then?" The man replies "well my dads gay" "Yeah but that doesnt mean your gay" says the doctor. The man quickly says "and my grandads gay" The doctor replies "Like i said earlier it doesn't necessarily mean that your gay" The man responds with " But his dad was gay as well" The doctor is rather shocked by now and says "Bloody hell does anyone in your family sh@g women" The man replies "Yes my sister" Found them funny myself what about you?
