3 word story

bought a machete...

 

and went to

 

London, where he

 

knew he could

 

carve up some

 

traffic on a

 

black and white

 

moped with one

 

wheel and pink

 

furry dice hanging

 

blue dice hanging

 

chin. 1-legged hobbos

 

are doing my

 

****ing head in

 

so maybe we

 

should suck caulliflowers

 

slowly and deliberately

 

just to perform

 

our own show

 

on televison X

 

Before the watershed

 

Enough is enough

The end Amen

 

To annoy 'the voice of reason' ,

 

And make him

 

rive with fury

 

and pick his

 

nose with a

 

purple ford mondeo

 

watching watford play

 

badly again, so

 

The ladies is

 

on the way

 

to my house8)

 

where everything is

 

Birdy 'free zone'