12th is Simply Not Good Enough

Afanofs Dream....

All fan must be checked to make sure the spelling and grammar is 100%. Also make sure they all speak the Queens English, wouldn't want a bunch of people shouting yella instead of yellow would ya?

Make sure they come fully equipped with carrots, cabbages, turnips, and any other piece of fruit or vegetable, infact make it two, the more the merrier. Make sure that every fan also has a yellow tacky wig, clappy stick in each hand, and have there faces covered in red and yellow face paint. Beer isn't permitted in the ground, and any fan that has touched Beer within 24 hours of coming to the ground will not be allowed to enter.

All pie, pastys, bacon baps, and hotdogs are forbidden, instead you would have a choice of fresh fruit or vegetables, pasta, and vegetarian foods. No meat will be allowed, as this my hurt some fans feelings who can't eat meat. Swearing is not permitted in the ground, anyone court doing so will be force fed lettuce, broccoli and beetroot. Standing up is also forbidden, as this might block some peoples views, if you're on the back row, you must also sit down, to prevent scaring children who might get scared and start crying.

The use of music instruments is strictly not allowed, as the noise generated by such things may prevent you talking about things like cooking and ironing to the girl next to you. People who wear Stone Island, Aquascrutum, Lacoste and such like, will not be allowed in, you must only wear yellow.

People who wish to attend away games must go by official club coaches, and must bring a selection of fruit and vegetables on board to draw faces on them. Going to a pub, burger van or cafe will not be allowed, you must go straight into the ground to take your seat. During the 90 minutes you must remain seated. Anyone who fails to do this, even if you do need to go to the toilet, will be force fed fruit and vegetables.

This is Afanofs dream Watford....

 

Not bad . .

 

You've wasted an awful lot of time there by not reading the posts properly and misunderstanding what they were about, Cude.

 

I wasn't even relating to the thread itself, hence why i didn't mention attendance.

Awful lot of time? I got paid for writing that thank you very much.

 

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You also seem to be obsessing about my dreams. This is the second thread where you have imagined what they might be. Be assured, you don't feature.

 

Coming from you? The person who fecked up the 2 Ellington threads? Oh dear...

I'm not in your dreams? Random, but thank god for that. I'll sleep better tonight with that knowledge....

 

Not so random. That's twice in less than 24hours.

I rest my case.

 

I was stating that one of them was your dreams, there wasn't any doubt about that one.....

The other one was me saying what you most likely dream about....

I'm not Gordon Brown, nor am I a veggie M uncher.... So how do i feature in your dreams?

EDIT: M U N C H E R, is a banned word word? WTF ???