[RUMOUR] Éder Martins

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by ITKJim, Jan 16, 2018.

  1. Klein Lust

    Klein Lust Uber Keine

    They ain't dragons silly, looks like charmander or whatever the Pokemon was called, get your facts straight dude, but then again, I'm no big fountain of knowledge regarding Pokemon, so I'm gonna flip 'flip reverse' calling you silly Moog. Was the song flip reverse from the 90's about bum sex with a woman?
     
  2. Klein Lust

    Klein Lust Uber Keine

  3. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I know as little about suggestive 90s lyrics as I do about tamagochi characters.

    I remember Color Me Bad singing about sexing people up, but I believe that was purely a statement of intent on vaginal intercourse.
    Male female bumsex wasn't invented until the late 90s/early noughties. Before that it was all straight in the front bum and maybe some oral on your birthday.
     
  4. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    I thought Marlon Brando invented it in Last Tango in Paris?

    Pass the Utterly Butterly, please...
     
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  5. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    This is a hate crime
     
  6. Klein Lust

    Klein Lust Uber Keine

    Depends dude. If you notice in the video, the women seem up for it and are proud of their ample phat ass.

    Hate crime? Whatcha mean Moogotron?
     
  7. Klein Lust

    Klein Lust Uber Keine

    Oh, and back on topic, Eder looks solid, but kinda unlikely he'll join us whatever the details, loan/purchase/kidnap
     
  8. magic

    magic Statto & Vordamen's lovechild

    Crystal Palarse now interested...

    Seems like a lot of agent talk
     
  9. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Curious how each generation thinks they invented sex.

    The 'Klein Lust paradox'.

    KL, I couldn't think of any other name & as you started the thread.

    Maybe the 'Stewart Scullion paradox'.

    To gain his blessing, we would have to position the issue carefully to the great man & be prepared for bewilderment.
     
  10. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    Sometimes I have trouble keeping up with you youngsters, but I think this thread may have gone "off topic" a touch.
     
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  11. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    What was the topic again?
     
  12. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Not exactly the solution we need upfront. Internazionale are trying to flog their deadwood. No thank you. Might as well have gone for Vietto. Pretty decent start for Valencia.
     
  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    A very decent chocolate bar, allegedly with a hazelnut in every bite.
     
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  14. Ray Knight

    Ray Knight First Year Pro

    No...that's squirrel sh!t.
     
  15. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Palace in talks with him after having £10m bid accepted according to SSN.
     
  16. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Palace are the new Bournemouth
     
  17. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Proper rumour this one though, puns, career analysis and the eventual disappointment as he signs for Palace.
     
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