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Discussion in 'Politics 2.0' started by Moose, Sep 29, 2021.

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Who do you want as the next Tory party Leader

  1. Rishi Sunak

    7 vote(s)
    63.6%
  2. Lizz Truss

    4 vote(s)
    36.4%
  1. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    No. I’ll give you a clue. The word was spoken rather than sung in a song dealing directly with prejudice.
     
  2. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Mmm... Gil Scott-Heron?
     
  3. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Where are we on the facepalm scale now as we were on two in September last year when this was posted.
     
  4. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Yellow by yawnmongers?
     
  5. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    The 70s?
     
  6. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Nope. More mainstream UK than that.
     
  7. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    The Honky-Conky?

    Ohhhh honky conky conky...
     
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  8. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Ok, I’ll leave you in suspenders no longer. The awesome ‘Brother Louie’ by Hot Chocolate.



    She was black as the night
    Louie was whiter than white
    Danger, danger when you taste brown sugar
    Louie fell in love over night
    Hey man, what's wrong with that?
    Nothing bad, it was good
    Louie had the best girl he could
    When she took him home to meet her mama and papa
    Louie knew just where he stood
    Louie Louie Louie, Louie Louie Louie
    Louie Louie Louie, Louie you're gonna cry
    All right, what's all this about?
    I love her, man
    Oh yeah, man, let me tell you
    I don't want no honky in my family, you dig?
    No honky in my family
    See what I mean
    Louie really caused a scene
    He did, I tell you
    Ain't no diff'rence 'tween black or white
    Brothers, you know what I mean
    Louie Louie Louie, Louie Louie Louie
    Louie Louie Louie, Louie you're gonna cry
    There he stood in the night
    Knowing what's wrong from what's right
    He took her home to his mama and papa
    Louie had a terrible fright
    What's goin' on?
    Well, we're in love
    Now listen, let me tell you
    I don't want no spook in my family
    Get it, no spook in my family
    See what I mean
    Louie really caused a scene
    He did, I tell you
    Ain't no diff'rence 'tween black or white
    Brothers, you know what I mean
     
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  9. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Sorry. Too young
     
  10. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    You are awful...
     
  11. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    No, that was Donny Osmond. Or was it Jimmy Young?
     
  12. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Very good. They shouid do one of those BBC4 programmes on Hot Chocolate: would be interesting.
     
  13. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    They should do one on thoughtful political tunes from people you don’t expect. Like this utterly fab tune. Check out Rod. What a dude. Georgie boy was gay I guess, nothing more, nothing less.

     
  14. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Yes, indeed. And that is a great song.
     
  15. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    But I digress. What of the Tories I hear you cry?
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  16. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Ok, so Johnson is definitely standing. Rumours of Sunak MPs already defecting to him.

    Big dog is back!
     
  17. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

  18. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

  19. V Crabro

    V Crabro Reservist

    Surely if Johnson is "elected" as PM, the opposition will call a VoNC in him on day 1 and the Government could fall?
     
    Last edited: Oct 21, 2022
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  20. sydney_horn

    sydney_horn Squad Player

    I'm afraid, with the current polls, the vast majority of Tory MPs will not vote for a VoNC.

    Whatever they say publicly, at the end of the day, with polling at as low as 19%, they will not vote to lose their jobs.

    We are stuck with this sh1tshow for the next two years imho.
     
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  21. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Yep, already some spineless MPs, who put in letters of no confidence are saying they are backing Johnson
     
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  22. V Crabro

    V Crabro Reservist

    I don't disagree with you, but there are probably a group of Tory MPs who will either:
    • have significant other sources of income
    • be planning to retire anyway at the next GE
    • be principled men or women (maybe not!)
    • hate Johnson so much, they will take their chances
    It needs around 40 to vote with the opposition (unlikely) or 80 to abstain

    If Johnson makes it back to PM it will only be a matter of time before the next episode comes along - they usually begin with "P" - Prorogation, Patterson, Partygate, Pincher.......(Privileges?)
     
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  23. fuzzy73

    fuzzy73 Squad Player



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  24. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I wonder if Truss redecorated?
     
  25. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I see this morning they're basically live tracking him. Sad.
     
  26. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Will the Tory MPs and buck teeth and bloomers brigade listen to William Hague and Michael Howerd?
    "Death spiral" says Lord Hague.
     
  27. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    No, I don’t think they will and while things may not collapse overnight, either a Sunak or Johnson victory spells mayhem. With Sunak, the ‘bastards’ as John Major put it, would regroup, a few would leave and Farage would be everywhere, nipping at Tory support.

    If Johnson wins, a few will resign the whip, not enough to halt him immediately, but modest poll bounce will soon be threatened by the havoc a second Johnson leadership will bring, havoc both old and new.

    This is why the Mail is speculating on a deal. This would seem to be wishful thinking to me. No way will Johnson play second fiddle. He could take Sunak on board with a Blair/Brown style promise, but if Sunak trusts him, that will be because he knows he can’t win. Both are more likely to court Mordaunt.

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  28. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Living for the city?
     
  29. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    I'm so bloody bored of the Conservative party. This leadership circus has been going on all year, meanwhile the country is going t1ts up. What a bunch!
     
  30. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I liked the deal that was mooted by a 'trusted source' though. Johnson to the Home Office to fix the Channel borders issue he so often went on about while PM. A more poisoned chalice one couldn't dream up...
     
  31. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    We can look forward to seeing loads more of this:

    Screenshot 2022-10-22 at 11-46-27 Robert Peston on Twitter.png FfmkPwdXoAI0-sR.jpeg

    https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1583477332505133056

    Putting on the hat I stole from mystic moog - De Pfeffel is probably the Tory unity candidate: the Brexit/IEA loonies know that loyalty to him pays dividends for any parliamentary or post-parliamentary career and he'll supine to their policy demands and the rest of the parliamentary party has always, and will always, despise him.
     
  32. sydney_horn

    sydney_horn Squad Player

    Yes, that is how I read it too.

    Johnson only needs to be on the ticket when it goes to the members and he'll be a shoe in.

    I expect a "Boris bounce" but I still think the Tories are toast at the next election.
     
  33. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Shoo in.
     
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  34. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    How is he a unity candidate if much of the parliamentary party despises him?
     
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