Happy Xmas And New Year All

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by SkylaRose, Dec 23, 2021.

  1. WatfordÉire

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    The match is of mere coincidence, the 24hr session will never be cancelled however.
     
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  2. Diamond

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    This should be your signature.
     
  3. The undeniable truth

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    Sorry to hear about your father Smudger.
    Big family get together today cancelled as my 84 y.o invalided mother tested positive for covid this morning. She's now in a foul mood as apparently "it's just like a cold these days" and we "should all still go as this could be her last".
    Just when you though Xmas couldn't get any more fun.
     
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    Send her round to @Lloyd. He’ll entertain her.
     
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    Happy to swap TUT's ma for my sister and her current partner 'Catkin' (she's going through another lesbian phase) or Uncle B@st@rd. If you're at all interested TUT, DM me
     
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    Would anyone like to swap a relative with my father in law? Said he was coming for two nights, arriving on Christmas Eve by train. There are no trains ever on boxing day and he knows this as he worked on the railways all his life. Can he stay an extra night as he's not sure how he'll get home.

    He used to do marriage guidance counselling and is utterly obsessed with relationships and human interaction, despite largely ignoring his own kids and being no use with my disabled niece whatsoever.

    He has no filter and announced in front of a full room including kids yesterday that he could never be a homosexual as he likes women too much and doesn't see the appeal of anal.
     
  7. wfc4ever

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    That sounds like bad luck for her - how did she get it if she hasn’t been out ?
     
  8. The undeniable truth

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    Carers, or friends visiting her. We don't know for sure.
     
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  9. SkylaRose

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    I got the Watford third shirt for Xmas. Pretty pleased. Even has the Premier League badge on the arm, it currently has no name on the back, but pondering who to get. Ideas?
     
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    Red card couldn't happen to a nicer more fair player.
    Pray for Zaha.
     
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    So sorry to hear this Smudger, thoughts are with you.
     
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    Condolences Smudger. Despite your grief, I hope you managed to find some joy with your loved ones over the festive season.
     
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    Would never get a player name. Guarantees they'll be sold or have a slump in form the next week.

    Got to be your own name or nickname or something ironic.

    Bassini?
     
  14. SkylaRose

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    Not sure if "The Red Helmet" will go down too well with people. May get the wrong idea. :D

    If players are in a general slump than surely "Troost-Ekong" would make no difference to his current form regardless. I might just get Doyley for nostalgia sake.
     
  15. wfcmoog

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    I persuaded my wife to do anal for a Christmas treat.

    Not sure what all the fuss is about. Aggravated my piles.
     
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