Watford Fc 1-2 Chelsea - 01/12/2021

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by SkylaRose, Nov 29, 2021.

  1. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    At least Rose can fill in at centre back.
     
  2. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    If Sarr's not going to be even assessed via a scan for another month, then I doubt we'll see him before March...not a lot of chance for him to add to his value this season, then, and who knows if teams will be willing to pay what we'd hope with a doubt as to his future fitness. Which has totally 5crewed GP's 'strategy' with him. He will neither save us from relegation nor go for big bucks in the summer. With the news on Nkoulou & Foster being they'll be out until January, then the chance of getting the points we need after the two 5h1tfests coming up are almost zero.

    "What a Parcel of Idiots in a Boardroom" as Steeleye Span didn't sing.
     
  3. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    This 100%. There tend to be two types of worrying knee injuries - the knee completely obliterated straight away ones (Deulofeu) or the long drawn out diagnosis ones (Sarr). You'd have to think if this was just a simple ligament strain or bad bruising they'd have a timescale on it by now.
     
  4. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Or he could just stand on the line and fill in the goal.
     
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  5. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    I can genuinely see the club and Gino apologists framing this somehow as an unprecedented injury crisis - whilst totally ignoring that the squad wasn’t built to even withstand a mild injury list.
     
  6. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    My guess would be there’s heavy swelling which means a proper diagnosis can’t be made yet by Dr.Nick.
     
  7. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    This is this seasons ‘Deeney has an Achilles injury and is in a boot - he will be assessed in a few weeks when we expect him to return to training.’

    Had it on very good authority that they knew at the time Deeney was out for 3+ months.
     
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  8. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Yeah, that injury list has absolutely fuccked us - again, the loss of Sarr long term is dreadful news, but the more immediate impact is Nkoulou out until at least the fuccking new year - so that's some combination of chucklefuccks plus possibly the heroic but very green El Gaucho at the back guaranteed whatever happens for at least, what, 8 games, including the winnable/competitive section after the horrors of City and Chelsea.

    I just can't quite believe how bad this is getting, though also incredibly predictable - you can say 'you can't take injuries into account', but actually you can, and that's both exactly what smart recruitment would do, and exactly what our recruitment has absolutely refused to do. Let's pray to god we're not ever forced to find out what happens if our only straight up centre forward gets injured at any point.
     
  9. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Liked for 'combination of chucklefuccks'.
     
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  10. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    This is what confuses me....why is it that all the sh1te players never get injured, or bounce back immediately, yet the good ones get injured and stay injured for ages? One of life's mysteries
     
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  11. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    We're in such bad shape financially that the injured have to go via the NHS.
     
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  12. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Another week closer to TVOR’s wet dream of playing eleven players out of position.
     
  13. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    It's a complicated process for our top end injured players as the insurance policies we have on them are more than likely offset by a few 'transfers' to Udinese to actually pay for them.

    Either that or we use some really dodgy cheap insurance.
     
  14. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Yep same with Chalobah and Delefeou injuries. Very strange
     
  15. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Cross him off the team sheet then
     
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  16. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Ah the good old FTRE approach
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  17. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Might be coz our good ones get kicked to feck every week
     
  18. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    The positive to take from all of this is that we're all going to be a few hundred quid up when we stick a few quid on over Man City goals this weekend.

    Over 5.5 City goals at 10/1 or a more cautious 5/1 at over 4.5
     
  19. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    I won’t put money on this until I know that @LaClusazSki hasn’t.
     
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  20. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

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    The clubs propaganda machine is whirring into life….
     
  21. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    It’s because the sh1te players don’t work as hard as the good ones.
     
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  22. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Is Sarr's injury a real injury or a Doucoure before the January transfer window injury?
     
  23. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    Yeah, put him out before he's fully fit and Chelsea will crucify him.
     
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  24. Pozzo Out

    Pozzo Out Squad Player

    I’ll be surprised if we don’t concede double digits over the next two games.
     
  25. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    I don't think they'll both score 10...we are at home, after all.
     
  26. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    What they haven't shown is the next frame where he forgets to lift his trailing leg as he reaches the obstacle....
     
  27. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    I like your optimism.
     
  28. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Looking good with the new hairstyle, at least.
     
  29. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Scared to say it's real after last weeks drama but yeah it's real. Club taking the age old approach of wrap it in a blanket with a hot water bottle and some deep heat.
     
  30. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    And here it is. The news that could well kill our season. It was always likely to happen and it yet again highlights our shambolic recruitment.

    Back in a position where at least one, likely two, of the comedy clan of Troost, Cathcart and Kabasele will be playing week in, week out for at least the next 6 weeks or so as a minimum, and Sarr - as much as I think he's been at times underwhelming - will no doubt be out for at least the next two or three months.

    - Our only two competent centre backs out
    - Two of our front three out
    - Woeful full backs
    - Lack of options in midfield

    We are completely f**ked, and tomorrow and Saturday is likely going to destroy morale as well. I can't see us conceding less than 8 as an absolute minimum across the next two games. If someone like King or Sissoko get any sort of injury now I honestly don't see how we'll pick up a single point over the next couple of months.
     
  31. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    That's the thing though isn't it. We're so thin on defenders that the useless t urd will almost certainly play
     
  32. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    I give you Lloyd Doyley. Never got injured
     
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  33. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    In all fairness I don't think we were in a position to bring in 3 Premier League defenders to go alongside The Bloke From Chile. We definitely should have got one or two but we as a club will always struggle to have back up players capable at this level. The Bloke From Chile has barely been fit and the new bloke is now injured. I saw somebody mention this isn't an injury crisis because we should have back up but we've lost, our best two defenders, both wingers (who have scored 10 between them) and our best GK. I would say that's a crisis. How would most other clubs get on if they lost their best 4/5 players. Take Mane, Salah, Van Dyke and Allison out of the Liverpool team and strangely they don't have anywhere near the same quality as back up. It's the same with us at a much lower level obviously.
    We play 3 in midfield and have Kucka, Clevs, Sissoko, Louza, Tufan and Etebo. Seems like a fair amount of options to me. Full backs, I would say Femenia has been pretty decent this season so far. Left back is a problem but I suspect they expected Rose to be in better shape now. I would say the club did an ok job with midfield and attack in the summer but you can't have everything. Can you imagine the uproar on here now if we still had Deeney and Gray playing but had bought two quality centre backs.
    I'm not saying they got everything right and as I've mentioned before whoever looked at those centre backs and thought er would would be fine should be fired but we were limited in what we could buy and the year we went down it was the lack of goals scored, not so much goals against.
     
  34. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

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  35. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    We need that button back. I would have a field day after a matchday loss. if possible can you group a load of post together and dislike all at once?
     

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