Troy Deeney

Discussion in 'Former Players Archive' started by wfcSinatra, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Maybe another identity for Moog?
     
  2. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Has Claudio been given his forum password yet?
     
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  3. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    My advice to Claudio for this season is this: KEEP IT SIMPLE! Dont try to reinvent the wheel, just create a fully functioning unit that allows the players to perform effectively.
     
  4. Stuey

    Stuey Reservist

    Can we get Ranieri WFC slippers, dressing gown and pipe for the dug out?
     
  5. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie



    Dilly ding, dilly dong, Joshua King, Troost E Kong that's Ranieri
     
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  6. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Like flossing?
     
  7. RoyalPip

    RoyalPip Academy Graduate

  8. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    According to some Leicester fans his weak point is his tactics..

    Hmm.

    Well whatever he did in 2016 worked !
     
  9. Halfwayline

    Halfwayline Reservist

    If we had avoided the severance payments to all of our previous managers, I wonder if we’d have had enough cash to have bought Messi
     
  10. Halfwayline

    Halfwayline Reservist

    On a separate note, Watford releasing a manager or bringing in somebody like ranieri hardly even raises a heartbeat nowadays
     
  11. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    According to Chilean media, Sierralta has torn his hamstring. Good start for Ranieri.

    Just how we concluded that we didn’t need to buy a CB in the summer - moreover, we felt it necessary to actually sell one instead - is just truly baffling. Mismanagement of the highest order.

    This scenario was always going to happen.
     
  12. HenryHooter

    HenryHooter Reservist

    He said for the 1881, not from 1881.

    Anyway, if Simon Bates didn't play it in the early eighties, we won't sing it.
     
  13. HenryHooter

    HenryHooter Reservist

    I wish he was a lot younger, but, for the team we have right now, he might be a darned good choice. The more experienced players are likely to feel he is a serious coach who they will take seriously, he could inspire the youngsters and know how to handle the wasters.

    A bit of a strange choice, perhaps more surprising, but maybe not a bad one.
     
  14. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    As I said - your attempts at reframing are as desperate and transparent as your 'confessions of a window cleaner' literary sagas.
     
  15. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Not sure what the worry is? Mapps is still available, no?
     
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  16. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Thankfully, I suspect that Claudio Ranieri has no idea who Adrian Mariappa even is.
     
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  17. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Are you angry cos I've slept with more girls from your generation than you have?
     
  18. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    as in the Ward 21 tune The President of Hoochie Land?
     
  19. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    In a nice way moosegasm but do you think that your friend is happy? 1000 is an awful lot of people, it almost sounds like it’s addictive/compulsive behaviour.

    Im desperately trying to keep an open mind but that just seems like such an overly huge number of people to sleep with.

    Most couples have sex two or three times a week in the UK so somewhere between 104 and 156 times a year. If your friend works on a similar basis that is around 9 years worth of sex before you even consider his relationship with his wife. You then have to meet people and convince them to sleep with you, and so he surely can’t have the time to have a convincing home life as well.

    I’m not saying it’s not possible but it really does not sound like a healthy lifestyle, at least not mentally.

    Personally if I cheated on my partner or she cheated on me I would be completely and utterly devastated.
     
  20. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    I'm still not going to suggest Masina at CB.

    Or Troy either for that matter.
     
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  21. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    That has to go down as the nicest thing you have ever posted on here. I really hope we continue to inspire your more mature wit and sarcasm. I do agree with you about Palarse - although your lot probably hate them tenfold to how we despise them.
     
  22. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Tufan has played as a centre back a few times before and of course we have Masina, so we're looking good despite Sierralta's injury.
     
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  23. LondonOrn

    LondonOrn Squad Player

    I checked all our fullbacks and central midfielders to see if any of them have played centre back and I could find no mention of Tufan playing centre back on Wikipedia. No mention of Cleverley or Ngakia ever having played there either who I thought might be the most likely.

    Basically we just have to hope Belgium international Kabs steps (back) up.
     
  24. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    I was obviously joking about playing Tufan at centre back but he has played there before, twice for Turkey and twice at club level.

    Screenshot_20211004-234331_Chrome.jpg
     
  25. LondonOrn

    LondonOrn Squad Player

    I realized that wasn't a serious comment going by the rest of your post, but I figured that the bit about Tufan playing CB was true, so I was wondering where you got it from.

    Though if we did play him there in desperation it would be no stranger than some of the tactical decisions our managers under the Pozzos have made, such as bringing on nearly 34-year-old Mariappa to try to overcome a 3-0 deficit at West Ham.
     
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  26. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    You're right it's addictive compulsive behaviour. He has it more under control now he's older. He had very high levels of testosterone and was pretty much at the mercy of his libido for quite a long time. He was relieved when his testosterone levels started to drop. Apart from my mate I know a few people who are in the 100s and it didnt make any of them happy. I think a good rule of thumb is to not let your body count get too far above your current age. Personally, I dont want to go over 75. In my opinion it's more about quality. Unlike some people on here I dont consider my body count to be that high. Me and my 1000 girl mate call each other the hare and the tortoise cos I'm a slow mover compared to him. My catchphrase is 'the tortoise strikes again'.
     
  27. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    'Ranieri' to the chorus of Stand By Me by Oasis?
    'Ranieri, he is the one, for Watford FC'
     
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  28. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Never giving up on that pure unadulterated cringe, eh?

    What happened to this, I wonder:

    It's almost as though you're a hypocrite who can't even keep your claims/attitudes consistent from even one post to the next.
     
  29. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    From your comments it sounds like you've slept with less than 20 millennial girls which would mean you've slept with less girls from your generation than I have
     
  30. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

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  31. LondonOrn

    LondonOrn Squad Player

    So both Pearson and Ranieri's tactics were weak but between them they put together a title-winning side?

    And Craig Shakespeare was really the brains behind Leicester's title win, despite not really being up to it when managing on his own?

    Makes it even more of an achievement!
     
  32. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Good point .

    For many Ranieri is a hero though - they want to do a banner for him when we play them.

    https://www.foxestalk.co.uk/topic/1...p-banner/page/3/?tab=comments#comment-6162395
     
  33. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    There is so much in this post that disturbs me as a woman that I don’t even know where to start.
     
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  34. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Believe it or not, not every man views sex as some kind of competition with other men. I always thought keeping a “body count”, as you so charmingly put it, was purely the domain of teenage boys or 20 somethings with limited brain capacity on Love Island.
     
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  35. Manatleisure

    Manatleisure Squad Player

    Wouldn't work (and i dont think he's all that). Play out from the back in an open style. We would just get hammered every week.
     
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