Alas poor Andre No longer a Swan He's left the Liberty But where has he gone? Is he in England? Or overseas Wherever it is, he'll fall over his knees. EJ Thribb aged 17& 3/4
The race is hotting up, Boro, Brum and QPR have joined the auction apparently At this rate we might recoup our £18m outlay
Get all 24 Championship clubs involved. £1m each and they can have him on a weekly share basis. Let’s face it, they’ll all want rid of him after one game anyway.
Gino could run one of those slightly dodgy lotteries you see when people want to get rid of an otherwise unsellable house?
What do they all know that we don't ? Perhaps we're making a huge mistake in allowing this proven prem scorer to leave ?
He'll do really well in the championship. One of those clubs will have found an absolute bargain Please let the rumours he is leaving be true..
I just hope they dont realise that he is more interested in being a popstars wife than a footballer these days.
Can you blame him? Imagine, you're on 70k a week, married to a pop star, wake up in that mansion and have to go to football training in the rain, where if you do well you have to go sit on a bench in Rotheram saturday afternoon, if you do badly you stay at home Saturday, watch a film in your cinema before a dip in the hot tub and still get 70k.
Who's going to join all those forums and tell them how his stats don't reflect his blistering pace, etc.? Will a brave volunteer please step forward?
So apparently his missus has just given birth to twins. Hopefully this timing doesn’t stop him f****** off to Birmingham or Swansea or whatever other s***hole place is home to a football team mad enough to take him off our hands.
Boys hopefully, get them signed up now Gino, with Andre’s superior footballing genes it will be like printing money in 16+ years.
Let's sign them up before the big boys come sniffing... Hopefully they get their football skills from their mum!
All joking aside, congrats to them both. If you've got two screaming babies in the house I would think move away where you have to stay away from home would suit Andre
Shame we are losing such a fabulous player. He will score plenty in the Championship. Whoever is getting him for six million is getting an absolute bargain. We'll really miss him. He can still do a job in the PL.
Congratulations to Andre and his partner! This might sound like a dumb question lol, but were they expecting twins?
