I bet that Capoue looks good on the dance floor I don't know if he's here from France or... I don't know what he's looking for.
'Etienne Capoue' has the same number of syllables as 'Scooby Dooby Doo'. Surely someone can make something work with that?
[video=youtube_share;2vuaqDDr--Q]http://youtu.be/2vuaqDDr--Q[/video] Etienne Capoue When the rain starts to pour Etienne Capoue When you've been there before Etienne Capoue He'll ****ing murder you
[video=youtube;BbyYr6L5xQM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbyYr6L5xQM[/video] Etienne, Etienne Etienne Capoue, Entienne, Etienne, He'll ***kyn murder you big, small or fat, White, black or Jew, Murder you, murder you, murder you.
Well, it's a start... :naughty: The name fits in without repeating the first name - Etienne (3 syllables, i.e. Scooby Doo) Capoue (2 syllables, i.e. by Doo).
To the tune of "one man went to mow, went to mow a meadow" and to celebrate the fact that Capoue will, one day, nutmeg an entire opposition team within 90 minutes: One man on the floooor, nut-mugged by Ca-pooooo Leave him, stranded on his ass, ETIENNE CAPOUE!! Two men on the floor, nut-megged by Capoue Two men, Leave 'em on their ass, ETIENNE CAPOUE!! Three men on the floor, nut-megged by Capoue Three men, two men, leave em on their ass, ETIENNE CAPOUE!! And so forth.......
Thought I'd mentioned this one before somewhere - the old Sh*ttu chant. Chim-chimeney Chim-chimeney chim chim cheroo Who needs Stambouli when we've got Capoue!
La cheminée la cheminée oh wee la la Etienne Capoue has gone too far La cheminée la cheminée chem chem charoo Somebody stop him from murdering you
I'd like to see something made of this...I'm sure a talented lyricist can include Capoue in there... [YT]watch?v=6t9ZJK-vc-I[/YT]
Went to a reverend and the makers concert tonight and last song went down well with the crowd and would work for capoue. Instagram video below. https://instagram.com/p/-Pox9qKOyW/
Google tells me it's a sample of low rider by war aka marmite advert. Their version is called silence is talking.
Link to Lowrider by War below, it could work on a loop similar to the Flores chant. [video=youtube;ro4yhp9L6Ok]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro4yhp9L6Ok[/video]
http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/sp...e_to_the_rest_of_the_world__To_live_in_peace/ Etienne in bad state of mind.
[video]https://www.facebook.com/ynfathehub/videos/933919079978321/[/video] Doesn't matter that we lost 2-1, Capoue rescued the entire performance with this one moment of magic. I love Lingard's reaction...
We really need a chant for Capoue. I've got a feeling he's going to score very soon ... How about something simple, like the Geno, Geno chant that starts Dexy's Midnight Runners 'Geno' - Ca-poue, Ca-poue
Surely that should be reserved for our illustrious owner? i still think The Don's suggestion at the top of the page is genius. [video=youtube;vtPk5IUbdH0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtPk5IUbdH0[/video]