Elvis Manu

Bid accepted. Just what the doctor ordered.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/27/watford-brighton-elvis-manu-feyenoord

 

All shook up over this.

 

"Substitution for Watford, replacing number 38 - Elvis Manu is number 20 - Steven Berghouse.

Elvis has left the building."

 

He looks massive in that picture - he's taller than their stand and floodlights.

 

If we're going to buy him its now or never.
If it doesn't work out can we just return to sender ?

 

Odd because I thought he was only shown from the waist up?

 

Uh-huh

 

:sign15: You really are a wasted talent.

 

Oh I get it... Side splitting...

 

This makes me suspicious mind you he fits the Pozzo model

 

Now, are you just upset after my sarcastic post on the Fessi thread ??

 

Oh **** off you miserable ****.

 

Hardly. Shouldn't give it if you can't take it sweet pea.

 

Steven who?

 

Height
1.73 m (5 ft 8 in)

 

What euro-techno track does he use for his youtube video ?

Cant make a judgement till Ive heard how sh1t it is

 

must be very small stands then - I can see why he's looking to move.

 

Oh I can take it, though I'm not sure exactly what you had in mind "hardly" too.....don't be too rough :naughty:

 

Following my theorem which describes the inverse relationship between a players quality and how sh1te the music is on his youtube video, he must be really good...



[video=youtube;1tx3o0-JY90]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tx3o0-JY90[/video]

 

I was getting worried that we did not have unknown foreign players in the squad, excellent potential signing.

 

Interesting as that news now also refers to Adomah handing in a written transfer request this morning so he wants out of Boro

 

Just make sure you safe word isn't harder.

 

I just don't know where to begin. Does he do a Mystery Dance when he scores? I hope after he becomes a star for us he doesn't want to go to Chelsea. If the ball goes flat during a match maybe he could Pump it Up? I notice he plays in Red Shoes. And that.

 

Surely he plays in Blue suede ones?

 

I hope his shooting is good otherwise it will be a good year for the Row Zs.

 

I know I'll regret asking but what the hell does "Manu has been courted by the Ghana coach Avram Grant in the past but has yet to be called up" actually mean?

 

I think he could also play for Holland, so he has been "spoken to" by Grant, with a view to playing for Ghana, but hasn't yet been selected.

 

its a Subbuteo table top ground he is actually only 4inches tall!

 

I'm not sure he's that much better than Iketchi really, from what I've seen from him. And I know I am going to get shot down for this, but I would have preferred Gradel, if we were looking at goalscoring wingers.

This is a fantastic goal though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY4RnWBVli4

 

No, the angels are still wearing them.

 

These silly Elvis puns are just a load of old Manu-er.

 

Laughed so much I can't stand up for falling down (aka The Fabbrini song)

 

QFS complains about size of the squad
Watford continue to buy more players

 

I'd prefer a loan with an option to buy. That way if it doesn't work out for him we can return to sender.

 

Too similar to Godzilla. It's a no from me.