Zola:New Brighton boss?

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Brick, May 13, 2014.

  1. Brick

    Brick Academy Graduate

    My mate ( the manager of A.F.C Sunderland ) who claims to be ITK has faxed me on my faxing machine, stating, Zola will be the next Brighton manager. If true ( hahaha ) put money on Brighton & Wolves going up next season as ex Watford managers get promoted, do they not?
     
  2. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    He faxed you on your faxing machine? That's freaking amazing.
     
  3. Alban Hornet

    Alban Hornet Squad Player

    That's odd, a colleague of mine sent an email to my email inbox saying he had heard from a reliable source that Mackay was in advanced talks
     
  4. Godfather

    Godfather bricklayer extraordinaire

    Zola won't be in such a hurry to be back managing, remember Nani had to beg him out of managerial retirement to come here while Zola himself was quite happy with being just an ordinary coach for Milan.
    However if the Pozzos were to ask I imagine there's a chance he might come back here to finish the job as he definitely owes us one!
    Big if though but I know I'd welcome him back.
     
  5. Brick

    Brick Academy Graduate

    No, you are way off the mark there. For I have just received an update via carrier pidgeon saying, Zola has been spotted naked on Brighton beach.
    He's only five foot three
    He wants people to see
     
  6. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    His tiny Italian winky
     
  7. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Why would Zola go and work for the owners who **** all over Poyet leaving **** on the away dressing floor?
     
  8. My carrier pidgeon wouldn't go through the slot of my faxing machine


    It died
     
  9. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    I tried sending a fax once but I think the machine was broken. Every time I tried to send it it just spat it back out at me.
     
  10. Bonkingbob

    Bonkingbob First Year Pro

    Is it a fax or just an opinion?
     
  11. Brick

    Brick Academy Graduate

    Oh, for fax sake!
     
  12. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    I've heard that Zola used to do fitness training via fax.
     
  13. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    I'm more interested in why somebody is using a fax machine in 2014.
     
  14. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Just received this by telegraph on my tippy tap machine

    - --- .--. / -... .- -. - . .-.
     
  15. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

    I just got a telex, anyone remember those?
     
  16. jon_e_lee

    jon_e_lee Old Git!

    Yes, seems bloody archaic now!

    Remember these lines from a song:

    "The Telex machine is kept so clean
    And it types to a waiting world"
     
  17. Legskeattch

    Legskeattch Squad Player

    Its just come up on Teletext that Zola is joining Chelsea from Parma for £4.5M!
     
  18. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    That's not what it says on Ceefax.
     
  19. blahblahblah

    blahblahblah Reservist

    News just in via our local semaphore tower ... Charles X is the new king of France.
     
  20. Godfather

    Godfather bricklayer extraordinaire

  21. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Must have been from someone on more than 36k.
     
  22. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    I heard on the Wireless that the deal is off.
     
  23. Legskeattch

    Legskeattch Squad Player

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    Zola left us in a pretty decent position to be fair.
     
  24. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    And remember this goal?

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    Here's Hogg... Deeney!!!
     

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