Z Cars replaced by Elton's I'm still standing?

Stewart

 

Cba to read 1st post.

Tl;dr.

Love ‘Stewart’.

 

Can I order an embroidered version of this for the guest bedroom (& in latter years, the guest loo)?

Excellent!

 

Could the UGT speakers have ‘I’m still sitting’ overdubbed?

 

All of them/us?

A subset?

Brighton fans?

Modern life is so difficult!

(Cut to Peter Griffin angsty face.)

 

and in the latter , latter years you can have it embroidered onto the in-vehicle blanket on your zimmer frame.

 

And finally gain one’s pass to the Inner Sanctum, the Holy of Holies, the UGT.

 

Hopefully, you ll die a sweeter death than live with the undead.

The UGT zombies... they move slowly but once in their grasp you ll be suffocated by copies of The Daily Mail and drowned in flasks of milky Horlicks.

 

The tartan rugs, the golf visors, the scaly hands.

 

Its the scaly hands that get me. It makes me question my reservations about David Ickes theory on the lizard overlords ruling the human race.

 

It was only the fact that he was a goalkeeper which made me doubt him.

BL, seems like we’re the only 2 left on here tonight.

Are you technologically capable of hacking into Last Man Standing & switching everyone else’s to Huddersfield?

 

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Conway Twitty:

 

Dammit. I always used to call him Stuart.

 

I sincerely doubt this has ever happened. It's about as likely as anyone here wishing we played 'Glad all over'.

 

I'm still standing is one of those terrible 80s hits you can hear year in year out and never get to like. Like 'Abracadabra' or 'Addicted to Love'.

 

I mentioned this in the match thread.

Last time we changed Z-Cars it was under "The Bald Italian's" management. That went really well. How did the Arsenal match go?

It's not broke, don't fix it.

 

PS mentions of a certain colour titled dreary song by serial dirge mongers one of who at some point was married to Gwyneth Paltrow will possibly result in a ban.

 

Robert Palmer was the biggest thing out of Batley since the B6123.

The boy done well!

 

Whom.

Or, possibly, which.

 

Sounded crap at Wembley. Are you Ready for Love? at full-time was much better. Save the Elton songs for full-time after a win.

Z Cars wasn't broken.

 

Ban?

 

Replacing Z Cars would be as big a fiasco as Brexit. So 50% want to keep Z Cars and 50% want to change it.....then those 50% can't agree with what to change it to. Just leave sh!t alone if it's doing just fine else we may end up running on to Agadoo. Or no deal, I mean song.

 

Never did like Love Shack

 

I'm ready to tell everyone that this isn't the Zexit they voted for.

 

No, that was Roger Daltrey and he was never married to the food weirdo

 

No correlation m8. That's like saying we didn't get a late goal because Relegation Certs didn't leave at half time.

 

We haven't won a game against Arsenal at home since the big screen was removed.

If it's not broke, don't remove it.

 

I knew it was his fault.

Ban?

 

We haven't finished 2nd in the top division since the East Stand was demolished.

If it's not broke, build it and they will come.

 

Alas poor Robert.
A great back catalogue,but I wouldn't say this was one of them!
Still,it takes very kind of people I suppose!

 

Amarillo?

 

Thanks but I've just had lunch

 

Like it?
I've got the farking t-shirt!!!!!!!!!

 

That can't be right. He was absolutely tiny.