Your Question for Zola

If you were attending Monday's press conference where Zola is being unveiled, and could ask our new manager one question, what would it be?

 

Would you consider shaving your head, growing a goatee and dying it orange while talking as if you had throat cancer?

 

are you gonna play forward? or due to your age you'd like to play midfield?

 

will all the oveseas players be expected to speak English and do you think th edressing room will get split into old and new

 

Whats your favourite colour?

At the bottom of the statement on the official site is an email address for sports news desks to apply to be at the news conference next week, anybody here going to try to blag their way in saying they work for this site or somewhere else?

 

Can you... 'disco dance'?

[video=youtube;ZJj6d5QSYaE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJj6d5QSYaE[/video]

 

What was it like working on "The Name of the Rose" with Sean Connery and Christian Slater?

 

You've been in the job for nearly 48 hours officially, what is your excuse for your failure to sign any players so far?

 

In reference to my earlier question, various sources at Udinese have shown me your dance instructor here performing this particular routine.

[video=youtube;ZhQddvnLLQs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhQddvnLLQs[/video]

'Dev' claims this 'routine' was invented by you and named 'The Gianfranco Body Pop'. What was your inspiration behind this particular dance? Can you comment on this at all?

 

I'm short of players for my 7 a side this coming Tuesday. Are you available between
8.00pm and 9.00pm?

 

If there's an injury crisis, would you consider playing?

 

we do the same. 5 or 6 a side, tuesday, 9 to 10 pm, and always short of players. should we ask the spaniards...?

 

Is your first main aim as manager to secure Jonathan Hogg on a permanent basis?

 

Wuu2?

 

What is your preferred formation and are you looking to rid Watford of its Hoofball reputation?

 

Do you prefer Oven Crunchies, Waffles or chips?

 

I googled it and got a wide array of different chicken dipper pictures

 

I don't fancy honeycomb after its been in the oven. Surely all the chocolate will melt.

 

Fancy a pint Gianfranco? I know a nice place called Beavers.

 

I'd completely forgotten about Oven Crunchies! I used to enjoy those as a kid. Will hunt some down.

Cthulu- they are potato- no chicken in them.

 

Or just good old Potato Waffles.