Woman fined £150 for feeding sausage roll to pigeon

Outrage! Scandal! Ridiculous! Jobsworth council thugs preying on poor innocent old ladies.

Except apparently there were signs everywhere saying don't feed the birds and the same ridiculous outraged scandalisers have no hesitation at all in complaining about pigeonshit coating everything.

At Euston we used to shoot 'em off the tops of the pillars at 3am so that the same outraged tabloid readers didn't have to witness the slaughter but were saved from being shat upon by the horrible flea-jumping, club-footed flying rats...

 

What a coo getting this story. However I'm a little confused. Dove your tone suggest you are for or agaisnt this prosecution?

Would the fine have been higher if it was a steak bake?

 

Surprised at you. Pigeons are the proletariat of the avian world. Trodden under, treated with contempt, yet when it's time for war, we're more than happy to strap messages to their legs and send them off to risk their wings in the name of Mother Country.