Woking 0-2 Watford Fc - 06/01/2019 - Fa Cup Third Round

I'm glad we drew Woking in the cup.. gives us a chance to patronise a smaller club for a change. See how they like being us!
Btw if you'd read through their forum you'd know it was really only the one journalist that was suggesting it was a disappointment to draw us. As usual though one opinion got turned into a majority one.. and we got offended.

Still serves em right, the stupid smaller than us stupid football club!

 

If I remeber correctly Woking ended The Scum's large unbeaten run when tbey were in the conference so I already have a soft spot for them. Coincidentally Gray couldn't score that day either.

 

We're not mathematically out of the premier league title race are we? ******* he'll you pant wetters throw in the towel early

 

My mum is from Horsell and I used to visit my grandparents there often. Many a happy day getting a new transformer from the ToysRus in town or walking my aunty's dog on tunnel hill

 

I think we are nailed on for top 4 but sadly think the summit is now out of reach.

 

If Micah Hyde is playing for them we could be in for a tough afternoon. My sources tell me he's playing the best football of his career and is being looked at by the likes of PSG and Barcelona. Tremendous story.

I'll go:

Woking 4-5 Watford
M Hyde (23, 28, 61, 82, sent off 83); Sema (85, 88, 89, 90+1), Alcacer (90+11)

 

Doubt Hyde will be sent off. It's the sort of decision big teams and Woking get and not us.

 

I see trouble ahead StuBoy, and I don’t mean at the game

 

Liked for ‘po-faced harridans’

 

You liked it, I had to google it.

 

Me too, that’s why I liked it as it’s now in my armoury when MY missus organises events on Watford TV match days.

 

Easy win, and can’t see us getting out of 2nd gear.

Just to give them a glimmer of hope I would play;

Dahlberg

Janmaat
Wilmot
Navarro
Masina

Hughes
Chalobah
Cleverley
Penaranda

Okaka
Gray

Bench: Gomes, Prodl, Britos, Quina, Success, Deulofeu, Deeney

That starting eleven is more than enough to sweep them aside. I would start Quina, but I don’t want some part time footballer, full time electrician, to break him. At 3-0 up I would send on Britos to get his frustration out for a laugh. Down to ten men but 5-0 up I would stick Gomes up front. When we leave 7-0 winners with a peach of a goal from Gomes, we will all be celebrating.

 

I would escalate to 'harridan'.

It's a final throw of the dice, stick in the mixer term of abuse.

 

Their midfield is average age 19, as per our Woking correspondent.

Not too many reducers in prospect.

 

Britos will probably get sent off after 10 minutes as he is really unreliable I would like to see him leave this transfer window to be honest the further he stays away from the pitch the better in my opinion. Nothing to do with ability just discipline.

 

Woking fan in peace here.

If you want to see a reducer, watch the tackle at 7:25ish from our First Round game v Torquay:

FYI - our midfield is likely be Christian Jolley (30) Harry Taylor (21) Toby Edser (19). As mentioned above Hestor-Cook (just turned 19) hasn't played for a few weeks now.

Also pleased to note one of you even remembers us beating Luton in March 2014 during their 'We're Gonna Piss This League: Version 6" season in the Conference.

 

Ah the magical 4-3, like when we beat Harlow. I'd love to see a real humdinger of a game. No defensive tactics (a bit like last night), all out attack. Cassidy, Folivi & Peneranda up front, Wilmot holding the fort in central midfield with hughes & quina as 2 number 10s. I believe for a game of this magnitude the defence should be entirely picked from members of this forum and either Gomes or Bolsonaro in goal.

 

Spent a lot of time drinking in Woking about 15 years ago. There was a particularly good Spoons there dedicated to HG wells. hidden away on a wall in there is a switch that when you press it, it spins the clock on the ceiling.
Used to be a pretty decent all you can eat Chinese as well but I think that's gone now.

No idea about the football team but the local always seemed pleasant enough and when driving about there kept seeing signs for Chobham, which for some unknown reason sounds rude.

 

To be honest, it will be hard to celebrate whatever the outcome on Sunday as its a game we should win easily with whichever group of players represent us!

 

Whoever we pick will be utterly disinterested and not want to be on the pitch against 11 highly motivated taxi drivers, butchers and office clerks. For that reason we will lose.

 

We're thinking of playing this bloke..

 

Hopefully get to see Dahlberg, Wilmot and Peñaranda in the starting XI.

 

I would love to see Peñaranda play but I can't see it though.

 

Still not convinced this was a foul

 

What's Bertie done wrong? Biggest game in years and he's not allowed to go to the game. You miserable sod. I think we should play the first eleven and batter you in honour of Bertie.
Welcome to the forum.

 

You would think so but I know once it comes down to game time I will be up for like any other game at the end of the day its a competitive Watford FC match and if we adjust ourselves properly we could go very far in the cup.

 

Good clean challenge.

From the late 50s/early 60s era.

Maybe best to keep Quina away from all that.

There's some on here who remember L*t*n defeats from further back than that.

 

I hadn't fully appreciated before the look of growing concern on Knockaert's face.

 

Always looks worse slowed down.

 

Lawro has predicted we win 2-0.

110 places separate the two clubs.

Also on the BBC there's an article from the Woking manager expecting a cricket score.

 

He's got that look people have when they know they're about to tread in dog **** but know it's too late to avoid it.

 

A little bit of kidology from the Woking camp.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46741769

 

This is about application.
If the eleven Gravy selects play to their respective levels then we win.
If any disrespect their individual opponent and, by definition,Woking as a team,we will create a problem for ourselves.
Professional pride and diligence are required.

 

He's obviously seen our defending recently

 

What.... ever ? Probably right.