Wild thing

The following is taken from a post on 606 about Shittu which amused me enough to share it:-

Shittu has the pace of a cheetah, the strength of a wildebeast, the on the ball wilyness of a mongoose and the aerial ability of a condor. He would easily get in Liverpool's starting lineup, especially with his current ACON performances.

Sounds like he'd be more suited to animal magic by that little lot.

 

On the ball willingness of a mongoose...

Brilliant lol.

 

All truth.

 

I suppose as an animal like a wilderbeast he would be used to Hoof-ing it :]]

 

Dan Shittu - last known address - London Zoo

 

At least they didn't try saying he has the turning circle of a gazelle........ (I guess supertankers aren't animals)

 

written by someone walking round a zoo