Why is rebecca always three miles away???????

Well why?????? and shes a complete munter aswell!!!

 

Because I took out a restraining order.

 

She gets about a bit as I'm down in Sussex

 

Office bike.

 

At the risk of looking like a complete numpty, who's Rebecca?

 

Glad you asked first....

 

I'd guess an advert?

 

Is it an ad on this site?

A quick Google search shows other message boards with the same subject.

 

She appears as a banner at the bottom of this page... on my laptop at least. Wish she didnt... don't think she's my type

 

I have been getting a dating advert for over forties, the women in it is defniately under 40.

 

If Rebecca hasn't had a date in 6 months, must be something wrong with her. Rotten smelly chuff maybe.

 

I sometimes get Islamic dating ones but recently I've been getting Accountancy Accreditation Courses

 

Today I am mostly receiving great deals on greenhouses

 

i been getting naked women with big **** - you need to post something rude to get the smut..

**** galore dot com

 

Today I've got Marie

(Curie Cancer Care trying to get me to buy a daffodil).

Better than munterdating.com

 

When every moment really matters.

Daffodils.

 

I always get 'mature dating' and she looks like a window licker

 

Does she travel by official club coach?

 

At the moment I've got Bad Idea T-Shirts ???

 

I've got retouching photo courses. Maybe aimed at Rebecca?

 

Celeb cruises, get me.

 

with Rebecca she's a celeb now.

 

I could win £30,000 from a boat race...

 

What do you want to do on her boat race?????

 

BNY want me to compete against you.

 

I used to get the mature dating ones, now its a mix of Lyle and Scott and Croatian holidays, both of which are harder to wa nk off over.

 

It's on.